606 Nativity

Jo To Ground wrote:So far I'm 1 Wise Man and 1 Shepherd. I need some smart sheep..

Come to think of it Gazbow might be able to rustle up a few Shepherds from his neck of the woods...

And if yer knew yer history Bible... you would understand that they had goats not sheep! All beginning to fall in place really....

Mustafi New Name wrote:

treblA wrote:

Bryan wrote:mary = tater

3 wise men

Griff, UWIE & TD

Jesus - Hairy

quality

Knew that joke was going to be in there before i even opened the topic.
Things have changed a bit since though.

have a pint on me then mate.

wont be long now til you've got your own i shagged a beast thread!

treblA wrote:

Mustafi New Name wrote:

treblA wrote:

Bryan wrote:mary = tater

3 wise men

Griff, UWIE & TD

Jesus - Hairy

quality

Knew that joke was going to be in there before i even opened the topic.
Things have changed a bit since though.

have a pint on me then mate.

wont be long now til you've got your own i shagged a beast thread!

Well there was certainly a few out in DUrham on Saturday night!!

Mary - UWIST (contrary )
Brazilian Joseph - MBTB (the clue is in the name)
Angel - Me, I'm fucking lovely!
Baby Jesus - either Bryan or Baxter's child (I know they're girls (?) but who actually knows whether or not the baby Jesus was actually a boy or a girl?)
Innkeeper - sef (because he doesn't get pissed on southern comfort )
Shepherd x 4 - Bluey, Super, Dixie and TD (good at rounding people up for 606 meet ups and then pissing off when they've had enough )
Wise Men x3 - UWIST (to try and repair the contrary remark before a starts and/or any legal action ensues), dycm and Detroit Blue (because they have the sense to have moved away from this shithole, aka The Ewe K (I know they were goats, UWIE!))

The Griffin wrote:Mary - UWIST (contrary )
Brazilian Joseph - MBTB (the clue is in the name)
Angel - Me, I'm fucking lovely!
Baby Jesus - either Bryan or Baxter's child (I know they're girls (?) but who actually knows whether or not the baby Jesus was actually a boy or a girl?)
Innkeeper - sef (because he doesn't get pissed on southern comfort )
Shepherd x 4 - Bluey, Super, Dixie and TD (good at rounding people up for 606 meet ups and then pissing off when they've had enough )
Wise Men x3 - UWIST (to try and repair the contrary remark before a starts and/or any legal action ensues), dycm and Detroit Blue (because they have the sense to have moved away from this shithole, aka The Ewe K (I know they were goats, UWIE!))

Probably the best cast list so far!!!

Super wrote:

The Griffin wrote:Mary - UWIST (contrary )
Brazilian Joseph - MBTB (the clue is in the name)
Angel - Me, I'm fucking lovely!
Baby Jesus - either Bryan or Baxter's child (I know they're girls (?) but who actually knows whether or not the baby Jesus was actually a boy or a girl?)
Innkeeper - sef (because he doesn't get pissed on southern comfort )
Shepherd x 4 - Bluey, Super, Dixie and TD (good at rounding people up for 606 meet ups and then pissing off when they've had enough )
Wise Men x3 - UWIST (to try and repair the contrary remark before a starts and/or any legal action ensues), dycm and Detroit Blue (because they have the sense to have moved away from this shithole, aka The Ewe K (I know they were goats, UWIE!))

Probably the best cast list so far!!!

Griff as an angel???? More like Herod!

MagicMike wrote:

Super wrote:

The Griffin wrote:Mary - UWIST (contrary )
Brazilian Joseph - MBTB (the clue is in the name)
Angel - Me, I'm fucking lovely!
Baby Jesus - either Bryan or Baxter's child (I know they're girls (?) but who actually knows whether or not the baby Jesus was actually a boy or a girl?)
Innkeeper - sef (because he doesn't get pissed on southern comfort )
Shepherd x 4 - Bluey, Super, Dixie and TD (good at rounding people up for 606 meet ups and then pissing off when they've had enough )
Wise Men x3 - UWIST (to try and repair the contrary remark before a starts and/or any legal action ensues), dycm and Detroit Blue (because they have the sense to have moved away from this shithole, aka The Ewe K (I know they were goats, UWIE!))

Probably the best cast list so far!!!

Griff as an angel???? More like Herod!

Griff should be the Innkeeper

Brazilian Joseph: "Any room on the sofa?"

Griff Inkeeper: "No, now fuck off back to Eastlands you useless cunt"

Top Balcony Blue wrote:Griff should be the Innkeeper

Brazilian Joseph: "Any room on the sofa?"

Griff Inkeeper: "No, now fuck off back to Eastlands you useless cunt"

The Griffin wrote:

MagicMike wrote:

Super wrote:

The Griffin wrote:Mary - UWIST (contrary )
Brazilian Joseph - MBTB (the clue is in the name)
Angel - Me, I'm fucking lovely!
Baby Jesus - either Bryan or Baxter's child (I know they're girls (?) but who actually knows whether or not the baby Jesus was actually a boy or a girl?)
Innkeeper - sef (because he doesn't get pissed on southern comfort )
Shepherd x 4 - Bluey, Super, Dixie and TD (good at rounding people up for 606 meet ups and then pissing off when they've had enough )
Wise Men x3 - UWIST (to try and repair the contrary remark before a starts and/or any legal action ensues), dycm and Detroit Blue (because they have the sense to have moved away from this shithole, aka The Ewe K (I know they were goats, UWIE!))

Probably the best cast list so far!!!

Griff as an angel???? More like Herod!

to be fair to Griff he probably wouldn't kill the newborn babies... just the koppites... and he'd probably sing as he did it, something like;

"and we'll crucify the kopites one by one on the banks of the royal blue sea of galilee"

Sack the Juggler wrote:

The Griffin wrote:

MagicMike wrote:

Super wrote:

The Griffin wrote:Mary - UWIST (contrary )
Brazilian Joseph - MBTB (the clue is in the name)
Angel - Me, I'm fucking lovely!
Baby Jesus - either Bryan or Baxter's child (I know they're girls (?) but who actually knows whether or not the baby Jesus was actually a boy or a girl?)
Innkeeper - sef (because he doesn't get pissed on southern comfort )
Shepherd x 4 - Bluey, Super, Dixie and TD (good at rounding people up for 606 meet ups and then pissing off when they've had enough )
Wise Men x3 - UWIST (to try and repair the contrary remark before a starts and/or any legal action ensues), dycm and Detroit Blue (because they have the sense to have moved away from this shithole, aka The Ewe K (I know they were goats, UWIE!))

Probably the best cast list so far!!!

Griff as an angel???? More like Herod!

to be fair to Griff he probably wouldn't kill the newborn babies... just the koppites... and he'd probably sing as he did it, something like;

"and we'll crucify the kopites one by one on the banks of the royal blue sea of galilee"

Whilst sat on his sofa.

Top Balcony Blue wrote:Griff should be the Innkeeper

Brazilian Joseph: "Any room on the sofa?"

Griff Inkeeper: "No, now fuck off back to Eastlands you useless cunt"

Sack the Juggler wrote:

The Griffin wrote:

MagicMike wrote:

Super wrote:

The Griffin wrote:Mary - UWIST (contrary )
Brazilian Joseph - MBTB (the clue is in the name)
Angel - Me, I'm fucking lovely!
Baby Jesus - either Bryan or Baxter's child (I know they're girls (?) but who actually knows whether or not the baby Jesus was actually a boy or a girl?)
Innkeeper - sef (because he doesn't get pissed on southern comfort )
Shepherd x 4 - Bluey, Super, Dixie and TD (good at rounding people up for 606 meet ups and then pissing off when they've had enough )
Wise Men x3 - UWIST (to try and repair the contrary remark before a starts and/or any legal action ensues), dycm and Detroit Blue (because they have the sense to have moved away from this shithole, aka The Ewe K (I know they were goats, UWIE!))

Probably the best cast list so far!!!

Griff as an angel???? More like Herod!

to be fair to Griff he probably wouldn't kill the newborn babies... just the koppites... and he'd probably sing as he did it, something like;

"and we'll crucify the kopites one by one on the banks of the royal blue sea of galilee"

Thanks mate I'm gonna sing that at the game on Sunday - see how it goes. (I'll meet my mate in the pub after the game.............)

Super wrote:Who should play which part???

Mary-lanky hazel cos she looked like a real woman in her avatar,( . ) ( . )

Joseph-super cos hes always following the star (news paper for latest transfer rumours)

Angel-colemans mustard -nothing ever sticks to him and hes a good little catholic boy? (mr teflon) squeeky clean

Baby Jesus-bryan- cos hes alway's f*cking wingeing to god:cry2:

Innkeeper-griffin,as long as their's a log fire with a comfy sofa to park his bones with a wench to moan at

Shepherd x3 dixie-gazbow-sef, just like three sheep being hearded around liverpool on matchday
abit of rolls reversed

Wise Men x3

uwie-bluey-stj three of the law abiding souls on this board all with a bob or two to waste.

FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:

Super wrote:Who should play which part???

Mary-lanky hazel cos she looked like a real woman in her avatar,( . ) ( . )

Joseph-super cos hes always following the star (news paper for latest transfer rumours)

Angel-colemans mustard -nothing ever sticks to him and hes a good little catholic boy? (mr teflon) squeeky clean

Baby Jesus-bryan- cos hes alway's f*cking wingeing to god:cry2:

Innkeeper-griffin,as long as their's a log fire with a comfy sofa to park his bones with a wench to moan at

Shepherd x3 dixie-gazbow-sef, just like three sheep being hearded around liverpool on matchday
abit of rolls reversed

Wise Men x3

uwie-bluey-stj three of the law abiding souls on this board all with a bob or two to waste.

You could change your name to lefton - then you'd be an anagram of teflon