Re: 606 Nativity

MagicMike on Wed 16 Dec 2009 - 10:01

The Griffin wrote:
MagicMike wrote:
Super wrote:
The Griffin wrote:Mary - UWIST (contrary )
Brazilian Joseph - MBTB (the clue is in the name)
Angel - Me, I'm fucking lovely!
Baby Jesus - either Bryan or Baxter's child (I know they're girls (?) but who actually knows whether or not the baby Jesus was actually a boy or a girl?)
Innkeeper - sef (because he doesn't get pissed on southern comfort )
Shepherd x 4 - Bluey, Super, Dixie and TD (good at rounding people up for 606 meet ups and then pissing off when they've had enough )
Wise Men x3 - UWIST (to try and repair the contrary remark before a starts and/or any legal action ensues), dycm and Detroit Blue (because they have the sense to have moved away from this shithole, aka The Ewe K (I know they were goats, UWIE!))

Probably the best cast list so far!!!
Griff as an angel???? More like Herod!

Give over.....I was only messing, you little angel you! Very Happy

The Griffin on Wed 16 Dec 2009 - 10:04

MagicMike wrote:
The Griffin wrote:
MagicMike wrote:
Super wrote:
The Griffin wrote:Mary - UWIST (contrary )
Brazilian Joseph - MBTB (the clue is in the name)
Angel - Me, I'm fucking lovely!
Baby Jesus - either Bryan or Baxter's child (I know they're girls (?) but who actually knows whether or not the baby Jesus was actually a boy or a girl?)
Innkeeper - sef (because he doesn't get pissed on southern comfort )
Shepherd x 4 - Bluey, Super, Dixie and TD (good at rounding people up for 606 meet ups and then pissing off when they've had enough )
Wise Men x3 - UWIST (to try and repair the contrary remark before a starts and/or any legal action ensues), dycm and Detroit Blue (because they have the sense to have moved away from this shithole, aka The Ewe K (I know they were goats, UWIE!))

Probably the best cast list so far!!!
Griff as an angel???? More like Herod!

Give over.....I was only messing, you little angel you!

Bluejags on Wed 16 Dec 2009 - 11:30

606 Evertonians Christmas Nativity Charity-Musical-Panto-Ive Got The Alcopop Factor.

Now open for booking!

All profits go to the following worthy causes

The Dixieland Midnight Drinking Foundation.

The Get Griff Off The Couch Association

Sensitive Souls (Part of The Bryan Communities)

and Fighting Grumpiness which has a devastating effect on online forums.

mindyerho? on Wed 16 Dec 2009 - 11:42

The Griffin wrote:Mary - UWIST (contrary )
Brazilian Joseph - MBTB (the clue is in the name)
Angel - Me, I'm fucking lovely!
Baby Jesus - either Bryan or Baxter's child (I know they're girls (?) but who actually knows whether or not the baby Jesus was actually a boy or a girl?)
Innkeeper - sef (because he doesn't get pissed on southern comfort )
Shepherd x 4 - Bluey, Super, Dixie and TD (good at rounding people up for 606 meet ups and then pissing off when they've had enough )
Wise Men x3 - UWIST (to try and repair the contrary remark before a starts and/or any legal action ensues), dycm and Detroit Blue (because they have the sense to have moved away from this shithole, aka The Ewe K (I know they were goats, UWIE!))

typecast - I was a wise man at Aintree Davenhill Primary school a gazillion years ago. Think I'd rather be a Goat, as in Randy Old .....

Gazbow on Wed 16 Dec 2009 - 12:41

What about the Lobster?

Gazbow on Wed 16 Dec 2009 - 12:42

And Mary has to be Tater!

Albert on Wed 16 Dec 2009 - 12:47

G-Bow wrote:And Mary has to be Tater!

see pages 1 and 2 of his thread

HE GOT HIS NUTS

Bryan on Wed 16 Dec 2009 - 12:53

G-Bow wrote:And Mary has to be Tater!

The Griffin on Wed 16 Dec 2009 - 12:54

duffyyercarmister? wrote:
The Griffin wrote:Mary - UWIST (contrary )
Brazilian Joseph - MBTB (the clue is in the name)
Angel - Me, I'm fucking lovely!
Baby Jesus - either Bryan or Baxter's child (I know they're girls (?) but who actually knows whether or not the baby Jesus was actually a boy or a girl?)
Innkeeper - sef (because he doesn't get pissed on southern comfort )
Shepherd x 4 - Bluey, Super, Dixie and TD (good at rounding people up for 606 meet ups and then pissing off when they've had enough )
Wise Men x3 - UWIST (to try and repair the contrary remark before a starts and/or any legal action ensues), dycm and Detroit Blue (because they have the sense to have moved away from this shithole, aka The Ewe K (I know they were goats, UWIE!))

typecast - I was a wise man at Aintree Davenhill Primary school a gazillion years ago. Think I'd rather be a Goat, as in Randy Old .....

You can't be a goat, you're a wise fucking man! Now sit still and wait for your fucking cue! Jesus! Prima fucking Donna, or what!

Sack the Juggler on Wed 16 Dec 2009 - 12:55

The Griffin wrote:
duffyyercarmister? wrote:
The Griffin wrote:Mary - UWIST (contrary )
Brazilian Joseph - MBTB (the clue is in the name)
Angel - Me, I'm fucking lovely!
Baby Jesus - either Bryan or Baxter's child (I know they're girls (?) but who actually knows whether or not the baby Jesus was actually a boy or a girl?)
Innkeeper - sef (because he doesn't get pissed on southern comfort )
Shepherd x 4 - Bluey, Super, Dixie and TD (good at rounding people up for 606 meet ups and then pissing off when they've had enough )
Wise Men x3 - UWIST (to try and repair the contrary remark before a starts and/or any legal action ensues), dycm and Detroit Blue (because they have the sense to have moved away from this shithole, aka The Ewe K (I know they were goats, UWIE!))

typecast - I was a wise man at Aintree Davenhill Primary school a gazillion years ago. Think I'd rather be a Goat, as in Randy Old .....

You can't be a goat, you're a wise fucking man! Now sit still and wait for your fucking cue! Jesus! Prima fucking Donna, or what!

Gazbow on Wed 16 Dec 2009 - 12:56

Super wrote:
treblA wrote:
Mustafi New Name wrote:
treblA wrote:
Bryan wrote:mary = tater

3 wise men

Griff, UWIE & TD

Jesus - Hairy

quality

Knew that joke was going to be in there before i even opened the topic.
Things have changed a bit since though.

have a pint on me then mate.

wont be long now til you've got your own i shagged a beast thread!

Well there was certainly a few out in DUrham on Saturday night!!

Bluejags on Wed 16 Dec 2009 - 13:35

Dixie's Nativity audition!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kLqahiyuSs&feature=rec-LGOUT-exp_r2-2r-2-HM

Toffee Dan on Wed 16 Dec 2009 - 13:44

Meanwhile - to add a little spice to the 606Nativity the Production Team have added a little extra-mural activity into the scenes.

To wit:
On Arriving at the Inn: Witness several additional characters getting plastered in the Inn (hence no room you see - they've all travelled up to the Temple of Goodison for the Xmas Game (topical eh?) and are staying the night.. Super/Griffin/Sacko and sundry other Out-of-Towners are in for the night - additionally the food is being brought in from an outside take-away (as the service in the hostelry is shite but UWIE has sorted things out))
In the Nativity Scene: Hairy and some Goats
On the Arrival of the 3 Wise Men: Albert and the Innkeeper's Mother-in-Law

mindyerho? on Wed 16 Dec 2009 - 16:50

The Griffin wrote:
duffyyercarmister? wrote:
The Griffin wrote:Mary - UWIST (contrary )
Brazilian Joseph - MBTB (the clue is in the name)
Angel - Me, I'm fucking lovely!
Baby Jesus - either Bryan or Baxter's child (I know they're girls (?) but who actually knows whether or not the baby Jesus was actually a boy or a girl?)
Innkeeper - sef (because he doesn't get pissed on southern comfort )
Shepherd x 4 - Bluey, Super, Dixie and TD (good at rounding people up for 606 meet ups and then pissing off when they've had enough )
Wise Men x3 - UWIST (to try and repair the contrary remark before a starts and/or any legal action ensues), dycm and Detroit Blue (because they have the sense to have moved away from this shithole, aka The Ewe K (I know they were goats, UWIE!))

typecast - I was a wise man at Aintree Davenhill Primary school a gazillion years ago. Think I'd rather be a Goat, as in Randy Old .....

You can't be a goat, you're a wise fucking man! Now sit still and wait for your fucking cue! Jesus! Prima fucking Donna, or what!

MyBlueToothBrush on Wed 16 Dec 2009 - 20:33

The Griffin wrote:Mary - UWIST (contrary )
Brazilian Joseph - MBTB (the clue is in the name)
Angel - Me, I'm fucking lovely!
Baby Jesus - either Bryan or Baxter's child (I know they're girls (?) but who actually knows whether or not the baby Jesus was actually a boy or a girl?)
Innkeeper - sef (because he doesn't get pissed on southern comfort )
Shepherd x 4 - Bluey, Super, Dixie and TD (good at rounding people up for 606 meet ups and then pissing off when they've had enough )
Wise Men x3 - UWIST (to try and repair the contrary remark before a starts and/or any legal action ensues), dycm and Detroit Blue (because they have the sense to have moved away from this shithole, aka The Ewe K (I know they were goats, UWIE!))

well I've got the 'beard' for it......... Wink

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