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Post  Armchair on Wed 08 Sep 2010, 7:58 am

A Hibbert winner in the derby would trigger the implosion of the entire universe.
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Post  The President on Wed 08 Sep 2010, 8:03 am

BB wrote:What would happen if Hibbert did actually score?

I know there's the 'We Riot' slogans, but do you think the fans would actually invade the pitch etc in the excitement of the occasion?

Can you imagine if it was the winner in a derby etc?

After all the mayhem had finished.
And the earth had started to turn again.

Hibbert should then retire... What a way to go.
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Post  sefton on Wed 08 Sep 2010, 8:54 am

The President wrote:
BB wrote:What would happen if Hibbert did actually score?

I know there's the 'We Riot' slogans, but do you think the fans would actually invade the pitch etc in the excitement of the occasion?

Can you imagine if it was the winner in a derby etc?

After all the mayhem had finished.
And the earth had started to turn again.

Hibbert should then retire... What a way to go.


no chance of hibbert retireing,he will do a joleon lescott and set himself a target of ten goals next season,
on the back of scoreing the winner against the mancs(davey boy)anounces hibbert can go on until he's forty just like davey weir affraid
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Post  Mr_Ben on Wed 08 Sep 2010, 9:10 am

there is a lot of permutations involved on what would happen if Hibbert scored.

1. If we were 4-0 down and he scores in the 89th minute, then some may cheer, that would be it
2. If we were 5-0 up and he scores in the 80th minute then just a louder cheer.
3. If it was a goal, to put us in the lead or to kill the game ie Rodwell v man u, in anything but 80+ minute against a top 7 side then i think some fans may jump on the pitch.
4. If it was a last minute against any top 6 then some fans would invade the pitch. However this would happen for ANY player.
5. If against Liverpool see 4. but probably more people would. Also definatley more at Full time.

All to do with the timing, generally if we are chasing the game, Hibbert gets subbed. SO 3-5 are slightly unlikely.
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Wed 08 Sep 2010, 11:44 am


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Post  BB on Wed 08 Sep 2010, 11:48 am

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:

I think this is possibly more likely should he knock a 92th minute winner against Liverpool in the cup final. cheers
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Post  TD's Powder of Sympathy on Wed 08 Sep 2010, 6:58 pm

BB wrote:
Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:

I think this is possibly more likely should he knock a 92th minute winner against Liverpool in the cup final. cheers

I hate to disillusion you but I think the Nuclear Explosion is the more likelier event!

Something like Brentford 1 Everton 4 (Hibbert 88m. (dodgy award of a penalty)) a more realistic prospect however.

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Post  BB on Thu 09 Sep 2010, 4:09 am

Toffee Dan wrote:
BB wrote:
Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:

I think this is possibly more likely should he knock a 92th minute winner against Liverpool in the cup final. cheers

I hate to disillusion you but I think the Nuclear Explosion is the more likelier event!

Something like Brentford 1 Everton 4 (Hibbert 88m. (dodgy award of a penalty)) a more realistic prospect however.

Dan , you have no adventure in you. lol! lol!
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Post  The Griffin on Thu 09 Sep 2010, 9:28 am

Every woman in the world will cum on the spot (no pun intended) when Tone knocks one in (no pun intended)
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Post  The Griffin on Thu 09 Sep 2010, 9:28 am

Every grown man in the world will be reduced to tears of unbridled joy
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Post  Margate Blue on Thu 09 Sep 2010, 12:29 pm

Just a thought. Is this mentioned in the Book of Revelations, along with all that business about the Whore of Babylon? If not, it should be.
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Post  Mr_Ben on Sun 12 Sep 2010, 7:27 am

Super were you at the Posh match on Saturday? You would have seen Hibbert score.

Also did you shout any abuse at Paul Dickov?!
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Post  BB on Sun 12 Sep 2010, 9:16 am

He actually had a shot at goal yesterday. My heart experienced a little shiver ........................ as the ball was thrown back from the stand. Laughing
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Post  Mr_Ben on Sun 12 Sep 2010, 9:54 am

BB wrote:He actually had a shot at goal yesterday. My heart experienced a little shiver ........................ as the ball was thrown back from the stand. Laughing

if he had scored from that shot it would have been goal of the season! I had a laugh though when he shot!
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Post  TD's Powder of Sympathy on Sun 12 Sep 2010, 11:35 am

Mr_Ben wrote:
BB wrote:He actually had a shot at goal yesterday. My heart experienced a little shiver ........................ as the ball was thrown back from the stand. Laughing

if he had scored from that shot it would have been goal of the season! I had a laugh though when he shot!

The Guardian described it thus:

Then a lot of Evertonian passing around the front of the United area, before Fellaini whips a cross in from the left. The ball ends up at the feet of Hibbert on the right; the resulting slap at goal is currently sailing over Stanley Park...


(although of course it was at the other end)


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Post  TD's Powder of Sympathy on Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:14 am

Had a shot vs Spurs - half way between Goal and Corner Flag mind..

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Post  Super on Mon 25 Oct 2010, 11:32 am

Toffee Dan wrote:Had a shot vs Spurs - half way between Goal and Corner Flag mind..

Getting closer.
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:00 pm

Super wrote:
Toffee Dan wrote:Had a shot vs Spurs - half way between Goal and Corner Flag mind..

Getting closer.


I did smile as he lined up the shot. In my mind it was going to fly into the top corner, but then I do have an overactive imagination.
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Post  Tonteau on Mon 25 Oct 2010, 12:06 pm

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:
Super wrote:
Toffee Dan wrote:Had a shot vs Spurs - half way between Goal and Corner Flag mind..

Getting closer.


I did smile as he lined up the shot. In my mind it was going to fly into the top corner, but then I do have an overactive imagination.

If he'd hit the ball about three inches to the right it would have curled into the top corner. Nailed.
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Post  Super on Mon 25 Oct 2010, 1:08 pm

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:
Super wrote:
Toffee Dan wrote:Had a shot vs Spurs - half way between Goal and Corner Flag mind..

Getting closer.


I did smile as he lined up the shot. In my mind it was going to fly into the top corner, but then I do have an overactive imagination.

I did the same mate, was ready to run outside and start a riot!
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Post  Sack the Juggler on Mon 25 Oct 2010, 1:35 pm

Super wrote:
Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:
Super wrote:
Toffee Dan wrote:Had a shot vs Spurs - half way between Goal and Corner Flag mind..

Getting closer.


I did smile as he lined up the shot. In my mind it was going to fly into the top corner, but then I do have an overactive imagination.

I did the same mate, was ready to run outside and start a riot!

I was driving back from go-karting, was ready to crash the car in celebration!
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Post  yankthetoffee on Mon 25 Oct 2010, 1:49 pm

Tonteau wrote:
Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:
Super wrote:
Toffee Dan wrote:Had a shot vs Spurs - half way between Goal and Corner Flag mind..

Getting closer.


I did smile as he lined up the shot. In my mind it was going to fly into the top corner, but then I do have an overactive imagination.

If he'd hit the ball about three inches to the right it would have curled into the top corner. Nailed.

That's was what he had in mind, kind of Roberto Carlos style.
In the pub, we were trying to figure out what his goal celebration would be like?
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Mon 25 Oct 2010, 1:53 pm

yankthetoffee wrote:
Tonteau wrote:
Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:
Super wrote:
Toffee Dan wrote:Had a shot vs Spurs - half way between Goal and Corner Flag mind..

Getting closer.


I did smile as he lined up the shot. In my mind it was going to fly into the top corner, but then I do have an overactive imagination.

If he'd hit the ball about three inches to the right it would have curled into the top corner. Nailed.

That's was what he had in mind, kind of Roberto Carlos style.
In the pub, we were trying to figure out what his goal celebration would be like?

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Post  VenezuelaBlue on Mon 25 Oct 2010, 4:08 pm

yankthetoffee wrote:
Tonteau wrote:
Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:
Super wrote:
Toffee Dan wrote:Had a shot vs Spurs - half way between Goal and Corner Flag mind..

Getting closer.


I did smile as he lined up the shot. In my mind it was going to fly into the top corner, but then I do have an overactive imagination.

If he'd hit the ball about three inches to the right it would have curled into the top corner. Nailed.

That's was what he had in mind, kind of Roberto Carlos style.
In the pub, we were trying to figure out what his goal celebration would be like?






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Post  He's Our Tater Not Yours on Mon 25 Oct 2010, 8:44 pm

yankthetoffee wrote:
Tonteau wrote:
Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:
Super wrote:
Toffee Dan wrote:Had a shot vs Spurs - half way between Goal and Corner Flag mind..

Getting closer.


I did smile as he lined up the shot. In my mind it was going to fly into the top corner, but then I do have an overactive imagination.

If he'd hit the ball about three inches to the right it would have curled into the top corner. Nailed.

That's was what he had in mind, kind of Roberto Carlos style.
In the pub, we were trying to figure out what his goal celebration would be like?

We'd have to do the Horto Magico, where football chanting meets mosh pit. AEK Athens fans did a version of it the other year at our place.

As for Hibbert himself, I'd genuinely think he'd have no idea what to do.
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