come out-come out-where ever you are?

Coleman's mucha'rd wrote:

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:

Coleman's mucha'rd wrote:

BAAAXXXTTTERRRRRRR!!!!!!! wrote:

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:

BAAAXXXTTTERRRRRRR!!!!!!! wrote:

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:

Valentino Blue wrote:

Coleman's mucha'rd wrote:I think alot of people are overlooking that fact that PAUL wrote that Chelsea went 2-up in the middle of the first half in the match thread when Chelsea obviously hadnt even scored!

The amount of anger and upset that caused me at the time because I was relying on that thread for updates as I was supposed to be concentrating 100% on my wedding planning budget with Jude was undescribable. This is how those harrowing moments were for me.

Kitchen table with brochures and magazines' (harrowing enough)
Me: "Ah fuckkkkkk, its two nil now"
Jude: " Oh great, your going to be huffing now"
Me:"I Wont" (testy tone)
Jude: "listen, "If you dont want to do this, we can do it later"
Me: "Im fine, how much is the budget for the cars"
Jude:.........
Me:......."JUDE.............oh wait, its not 2-0...."........
Jude: "oh, so your fine now"


The whole conversation above was totally unnecessary and could have been prevented if Paul had used mainstream medias for his source of match updates.

Yes Sef. Be angry at the predictor charlatons but the real villain is Paul!...

I know those convesations.

Everton lose.

Jo: your going to be in a shitty mood all day now.

me: (slightly down) no i'll be ok, thought we'd balls it up anyway

Jo: it's only a game.

me: (getting slightly more agitated) well it's not is it really, it's something I've invested a large chunk of my life and emotions into. but i'm not in a mood anyway..lets just change the subject and watch the telly.

jo: see I'm not talking to you when your being stroppy like this. you're always like this when they lose.

me: (quite stroppy now) look i'm not bloody stroppy ok, stop banging on about it an...

jo: oh so I'm banging on about it now am i, and lets not forget "insert completely unrelated incident from months ago that you'd forgotten about"

repeat weekly

Why do you care what Jo says???

I mean, he was shite when he was here and has now pissed off the Turkey with his tail between his legs... oh, you mean your wife?

Think of the phone bill, Colemans. When he was in Brazil!!! You're going to be skint if you keep hanging around Jo.

What? You mean she's your missus? You're getting married??? You're going to be skint if you keep hanging around Jo.

Jo is VB's missus mate.

Whooops. Attention to detail alert!

Told you you'd slip up eventually!

Let's bully him.

This thread is continuing to rapidly evolve. If Sef's opening tirade was a germ on a petri dish then Baxter fellow poster's relationships faux pas would be a slight bigger if not genetically superior germ on a petri dish...

Baxter: " Yo Momma"

Coleman's mucha'rd wrote:

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:

Coleman's mucha'rd wrote:

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:

Coleman's mucha'rd wrote:

BAAAXXXTTTERRRRRRR!!!!!!! wrote:

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:

BAAAXXXTTTERRRRRRR!!!!!!! wrote:

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:

Valentino Blue wrote:

Coleman's mucha'rd wrote:I think alot of people are overlooking that fact that PAUL wrote that Chelsea went 2-up in the middle of the first half in the match thread when Chelsea obviously hadnt even scored!

The amount of anger and upset that caused me at the time because I was relying on that thread for updates as I was supposed to be concentrating 100% on my wedding planning budget with Jude was undescribable. This is how those harrowing moments were for me.

Kitchen table with brochures and magazines' (harrowing enough)
Me: "Ah fuckkkkkk, its two nil now"
Jude: " Oh great, your going to be huffing now"
Me:"I Wont" (testy tone)
Jude: "listen, "If you dont want to do this, we can do it later"
Me: "Im fine, how much is the budget for the cars"
Jude:.........
Me:......."JUDE.............oh wait, its not 2-0...."........
Jude: "oh, so your fine now"


The whole conversation above was totally unnecessary and could have been prevented if Paul had used mainstream medias for his source of match updates.

Yes Sef. Be angry at the predictor charlatons but the real villain is Paul!...

I know those convesations.

Everton lose.

Jo: your going to be in a shitty mood all day now.

me: (slightly down) no i'll be ok, thought we'd balls it up anyway

Jo: it's only a game.

me: (getting slightly more agitated) well it's not is it really, it's something I've invested a large chunk of my life and emotions into. but i'm not in a mood anyway..lets just change the subject and watch the telly.

jo: see I'm not talking to you when your being stroppy like this. you're always like this when they lose.

me: (quite stroppy now) look i'm not bloody stroppy ok, stop banging on about it an...

jo: oh so I'm banging on about it now am i, and lets not forget "insert completely unrelated incident from months ago that you'd forgotten about"

repeat weekly

Why do you care what Jo says???

I mean, he was shite when he was here and has now pissed off the Turkey with his tail between his legs... oh, you mean your wife?

Think of the phone bill, Colemans. When he was in Brazil!!! You're going to be skint if you keep hanging around Jo.

What? You mean she's your missus? You're getting married??? You're going to be skint if you keep hanging around Jo.

Jo is VB's missus mate.

Whooops. Attention to detail alert!

Told you you'd slip up eventually!

Let's bully him.

This thread is continuing to rapidly evolve. If Sef's opening tirade was a germ on a petri dish then Baxter fellow poster's relationships faux pas would be a slight bigger if not genetically superior germ on a petri dish...

Baxter: " Yo Momma"

Im sure BAXXXTTTEERRRR will love being called a "superior germ on a petri dish".

Coleman's mucha'rd wrote:

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:

I love science and cant help but askk questions.... which one is Sef???

UWIST61 wrote:

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:

Coleman's mucha'rd wrote:

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:

I love science and cant help but askk questions.... which one is Sef???

This isnt just a smilie... this is a proper bow.

Is it me or does that not remind you of the dare that you offered to the class "daredevil" to whack one out onto a petri dish to give it to the newly qualified female Biology teacher.....

BAAAXXXTTTERRRRRRR!!!!!!! wrote:

Coleman's mucha'rd wrote:

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:

I love science and cant help but askk questions.... which one is Sef???

Which one am I then? If Sef is shouting 'apologise u cunts' then someone is calling out 'Baxter'. Surely I'm not calling out my own name...

... {thinks} ...

... at the mirror on the ceiling ...

... with a very naked Mrs Baxter nearby ...

Anyway, I digress. Who is it?

BAAAXXXTTTERRRRRRR!!!!!!! wrote:

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:

BAAAXXXTTTERRRRRRR!!!!!!! wrote:

Coleman's mucha'rd wrote:

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:

I love science and cant help but askk questions.... which one is Sef???

Which one am I then? If Sef is shouting 'apologise u cunts' then someone is calling out 'Baxter'. Surely I'm not calling out my own name...

... {thinks} ...

... at the mirror on the ceiling ...

... with a very naked Mrs Baxter nearby ...

Anyway, I digress. Who is it?

Sorry but I dont believe you.

We need photographic evidence.

BAAAXXXTTTERRRRRRR!!!!!!! wrote:

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:

BAAAXXXTTTERRRRRRR!!!!!!! wrote:

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:

BAAAXXXTTTERRRRRRR!!!!!!! wrote:

Coleman's mucha'rd wrote:

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:

I love science and cant help but askk questions.... which one is Sef???

Which one am I then? If Sef is shouting 'apologise u cunts' then someone is calling out 'Baxter'. Surely I'm not calling out my own name...

... {thinks} ...

... at the mirror on the ceiling ...

... with a very naked Mrs Baxter nearby ...

Anyway, I digress. Who is it?

Sorry but I dont believe you.

We need photographic evidence.

Brilliant.

What do Sef and Baaxxtttteeeeeerrrr's missus have in common???

They both want an apology every night.

What do Sef and Baaxxtttteeeeeerrrr's missus have in common???

Baaxxtttteeeeeerrrr's wants an apology twice every night.