Re: Juggler - Glastonbury

Valentino Blue on Fri 12 Feb 2010 - 14:58

Bryan wrote:
Valentino Blue wrote:
treblA wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Bryan wrote:
Superos wrote:
Gaz wrote:Register on a website i presume!? Would go just to take my mind off not getting my nuts for a year!

have i missed something, why does sef get such a hard time,

not saying he doesn't deserve it like

oh shit

woops quoted the wrong one then

Gazbow on Fri 12 Feb 2010 - 15:01

Mr_Ben wrote:
treblA wrote:
Superos wrote:

that lad at the bottom is drowning!

it's not funny to laugh but that is fucking hilarious

Look at all the Filth around him!!

I feel sorry for him...

Do i fuck!!

Gazbow on Fri 12 Feb 2010 - 15:03

treblA wrote:
Superos wrote:

that lad at the bottom is drowning!

Fuck the guy drowning to his right theres a half decent camping floor thingy, i'd woulda had that away!

Michael Crosby S74 on Fri 12 Feb 2010 - 15:12

Gaz wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:
treblA wrote:
Superos wrote:

that lad at the bottom is drowning!

it's not funny to laugh but that is fucking hilarious

Look at all the Filth around him!!

I feel sorry for him...

Do i fuck!!

£150 he paid for the honour of swimming round in sheep/cow/other people's shit.

The furthest away I have been to a festival is Leeds/Stafford, could you imagine sitting next to that smelly bastard all the way back from Glastonbury.

Albert on Fri 12 Feb 2010 - 15:32

the thing is, if you've got a brain you camp up hill rather than at the bottom of the valley. i hope he did drown - serve him right for being so stupid.

reckon his first thought when he woke up was "shit i've wet the bed again!"

Dixie Land on Fri 12 Feb 2010 - 15:36

My Superesque Glasto tale happened in 1998 when I was working on security. I was working nights patrolling the perimetre fence (fucking horrible job) and I slipped down a hole caused by a Land Rover getting stuck in the mud the previous day. I went to hospital the next day and they discovered that I had managed to tear my medial and cruciate ligament. Was on crutches for 9 months.... but on the brightside, they did pay me for working 2 nights that I didnt do. cheers

Bryan on Fri 12 Feb 2010 - 15:39

Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:My Superesque Glasto tale happened in 1998 when I was working on security. I was working nights patrolling the perimetre fence (fucking horrible job) and I slipped down a hole caused by a Land Rover getting stuck in the mud the previous day. I went to hospital the next day and they discovered that I had managed to tear my medial and cruciate ligament. Was on crutches for 9 months.... but on the brightside, they did pay me for working 2 nights that I didnt do.

fucking getting paid for 2 nights, i'd have fucking sued the cunts. affraid

Dixie Land on Fri 12 Feb 2010 - 15:41

Bryan wrote:
Dixie Landon Donovan wrote:My Superesque Glasto tale happened in 1998 when I was working on security. I was working nights patrolling the perimetre fence (fucking horrible job) and I slipped down a hole caused by a Land Rover getting stuck in the mud the previous day. I went to hospital the next day and they discovered that I had managed to tear my medial and cruciate ligament. Was on crutches for 9 months.... but on the brightside, they did pay me for working 2 nights that I didnt do.

fucking getting paid for 2 nights, i'd have fucking sued the cunts.

Looking back now I should have done but the company I was working for was run by a mate of mine. Would have been suing him really. Still have loads of problems with it now though so I should have done. Also put on about 6 stone with not being able to do any exercise for 2 years and havent ever been able to shift it. Hey Ho.

SEFTON on Fri 12 Feb 2010 - 15:45

Valentino Blue wrote:
treblA wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Bryan wrote:
Superos wrote:
Gaz wrote:Register on a website i presume!? Would go just to take my mind off not getting my nuts for a year!

have i missed something, why does sef get such a hard time, not saying he doesn't deserve it like

not saying he doesn't deserve it? would you like to elaborate valentino,
first of all those who take the piss have never met me,them who have met me know i can take a joke
so whats your point.

Dixie Land on Fri 12 Feb 2010 - 15:46

Here I was a few months before the accident:

Always been an ugly fucker but at least I was quite thin back then. Very Happy

SEFTON on Fri 12 Feb 2010 - 15:56

Sack the Juggler wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Bryan wrote:
Superos wrote:
Gaz wrote:Register on a website i presume!? Would go just to see what drugs Sef is on!

NASTY BUNCH OF LITTLE BASTARDS TALKING CHEAP BEHIND THEIR KEY BOARDS
sorry lads i don't do glaxstonbury as for you super i'll give you fucking drugs lad,
bit rich coming from some one ive never met sober,and i have met you a few times
grown men acting like a bunch of bully boys,is this why your all part of a clique?

Sack the Juggler on Fri 12 Feb 2010 - 15:56

FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:
Valentino Blue wrote:
treblA wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Bryan wrote:
Superos wrote:
Gaz wrote:Register on a website i presume!? Would go just to take my mind off not getting my nuts for a year!

have i missed something, why does sef get such a hard time, not saying he doesn't deserve it like

not saying he doesn't deserve it? would you like to elaborate valentino,
first of all those who take the piss have never met me,them who have met me know i can take a joke
so whats your point.

hairy cataract on Fri 12 Feb 2010 - 15:57

Ah well, if we're telling Glasto stories.......

the only time I went was in 1983 ( affraid

) - I was very young, I'll have you know. We hired a car, drove down, picked up some twat of a hitch-hiker who leeched drugs off us for the whole weekend until we managed to shake him off, bunked in cheers

five of us in two little tents. It was scorching hot all weekend. On the Saturday I dropped a tab of acid (for the last ever time) and had a fucking mare of a day tripping off my box in the heat. Sat for about an hour watching people queue for the bogs (

) then wandered over to the Hari Krishna area and spent another hour sitting in the shade singing "Hurry up Hari" over and over again, laughing me head off. Then felt miserable and paranoid for a few hours until the trip wore off, luckily before Marillion came on, who would have finished me off for sure. Fook there was some shite on that year. I remember heckling Joan Ruddock from CND (you can imagine how popular that made me Rolling Eyes

) and then - finally - some decent music when Curtis Mayfield played a storming set. I was right down the front most of the weekend - in those days there were only about 25,000 there and most people didn't bother watching the bands so there was tons of room at the front. My only other memory is one of my mates throwing up immediately after eating a curry.

You can see why I never went back. A mate of mine has said he can get the whole family VIP tickets but I'm fucked if I'm going through all that shit again just to (not) see U2 or Muse or some other corporate rock band earning their million quid fee before they fuck off back to Geneva in a helicopter.

Valentino Blue on Fri 12 Feb 2010 - 15:57

FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:
Valentino Blue wrote:
treblA wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Bryan wrote:
Superos wrote:
Gaz wrote:Register on a website i presume!? Would go just to take my mind off not getting my nuts for a year!

have i missed something, why does sef get such a hard time, not saying he doesn't deserve it like

not saying he doesn't deserve it? would you like to elaborate valentino,
first of all those who take the piss have never met me,them who have met me know i can take a joke
so whats your point.

was sarcasm my friend, note the winking smiley (doesn't always come across so well on internet granted)

no offence intended like

Sack the Juggler on Fri 12 Feb 2010 - 15:58

FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Bryan wrote:
Superos wrote:
Gaz wrote:Register on a website i presume!? Would go just to see what drugs Sef is on!

NASTY BUNCH OF LITTLE BASTARDS TALKING CHEAP BEHIND THEIR KEY BOARDS
sorry lads i don't do glaxstonbury as for you super i'll give you fucking drugs lad,
bit rich coming from some one ive never met sober,and i have met you a few times
grown men acting like a bunch of bully boys,is this why your all part of a clique?

hang on

what happened to "them who have met me know i can take a joke"? Shocked