tonight's the night?

SEFTON on Thu 25 Mar 2010 - 8:45

morning blue's fans,

well, its been nearly four weeks now, since i met my new lady on an internet dateing group,and after spending nearly £800 between us on phone calls,tonight is the night we meet up for the very first time,
we have been swopping various photo's to keep up to date with what each other looks like so thats not a problem,its like one of the most romantic story's you could ever tell any one with a real imagination,most people would say be cautious or take it one step at a time,but to be honest neither of us has held back we have told each other are intermit secrets,skeleton's in the cupboard anything we feel the need to talk about we have done and said it all ,both of us have opened up like never before in previous relation ships,most importantly for me she doesn't hate football,contrary to that fact she is happy to sit and watch,so back to tonight,she will arrive after i finish work,shes driving over from blackwater,forty five minutes journey,so i'm off work early tonight to get home shower shave the normal things,she's staying with me until sunday so hopeing for a pleasant weekend.

The Griffin on Thu 25 Mar 2010 - 8:48

FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:morning blue's fans,

well, its been nearly four weeks now, since i met my new lady on an internet dateing group,and after spending nearly £800 between us on phone calls,tonight is the night we meet up for the very first time,
we have been swopping various photo's to keep up to date with what each other looks like so thats not a problem,its like one of the most romantic story's you could ever tell any one with a real imagination,most people would say be cautious or take it one step at a time,but to be honest neither of us has held back we have told each other are intermit secrets,skeleton's in the cupboard anything we feel the need to talk about we have done and said it all ,both of us have opened up like never before in previous relation ships,most importantly for me she doesn't hate football,contrary to that fact she is happy to sit and watch,so back to tonight,she will arrive after i finish work,shes driving over from blackwater,forty five minutes journey,so i'm off work early tonight to get home shower shave the normal things,she's staying with me until sunday so hopeing for a pleasant weekend.

Hope it all works out sef

Bryan on Thu 25 Mar 2010 - 8:52

Oh my god. Sef I really hope this works mate I do, she looks lovely.

Word of advice. Take a mobile phone, and tell someone you know what's going on fella.

All the best and good luck!

Top Balcony Blue on Thu 25 Mar 2010 - 8:59

Bryan wrote:Oh my god. Sef I really hope this works mate I do, she looks lovely.

Word of advice. Take a mobile phone, and tell someone you know what's going on fella.

All the best and good luck!

all the best Sef, nice one fella cheers

UWIST61 on Thu 25 Mar 2010 - 9:06

Top Balcony Blue wrote:
Bryan wrote:Oh my god. Sef I really hope this works mate I do, she looks lovely.

Word of advice. Take a mobile phone, and tell someone you know what's going on fella.

All the best and good luck!

all the best Sef, nice one fella

Sound advice... Sef - all best wishes and enjoy the companionship

Mr_Ben on Thu 25 Mar 2010 - 9:06

GBP800 on phone calls,

where does she live??

Albert on Thu 25 Mar 2010 - 9:15

some advice sef

GET A BETTER MOBILE PHONE DEAL

apart from that - fill your boots

Albert on Thu 25 Mar 2010 - 9:16

treblA wrote:some advice sef

GET A BETTER MOBILE PHONE DEAL

apart from that - fill your boots

more advice for sef

STOP PHONING HER ON 0891 NUMBERS

SEFTON on Thu 25 Mar 2010 - 9:18

Mr_Ben wrote:GBP800 on phone calls,

where does she live??

cheers lads,i made sure that her eldest son and daughter have my address and landline number,purley for the fact that they are happy that they know where their mom is staying,plus i had a chat with her best mates to reassure them that i have my girlfriends best interest at heart, i gave them my mobile numbers as well as my works numbers for which they have rang me on,all partie's concerned have complimented me on the information given so as to reassure them,obviously this in its self has resulted in my girlfriend trusting me whole heartedly.

SEFTON on Thu 25 Mar 2010 - 9:27

treblA wrote:some advice sef

[b]GET A BETTER MOBILE PHONE DEAL[/b]

apart from that - fill your boots

thanks trebla,advice already taken mate,i now get unlimited calls -internet access-text messages just by paying ten pounds more a month ,o2 phoned me up about this special tarraf so i also got the girlfriend to take out the same deal ,now after an hour of calls she rings me back and so forth otherwise you get a bill for being on the phone longer than an hour,we also got same deal with land phones and internet broadband,unlimited after 19-00hrs
and weekends,same as the mobile your call for just under 60 minutes put down phone then other person rings (no charge).

Albert on Thu 25 Mar 2010 - 9:30

nice work sef. see you've got all angles covered - now alls you need is to compile your shopping list.

I'll get you started and people can add on what they recommend.

SEF'S SHOPPING LIST

Dodgy Viagra from a backstreet Chemist
Whipped Cream
Vodka
Vaseline
Banana's

Roy Stone Drenched on Thu 25 Mar 2010 - 9:32

Great stuff. And hopefully you really will win that £50 in two months from that bet with your Shite mate when we finish above them. Sounds like you need all the money you can get - £800 indeed!!!! Good luck tonight.

Roy Stone Drenched on Thu 25 Mar 2010 - 9:33

treblA wrote:nice work sef. see you've got all angles covered - now alls you need is to compile your shopping list.

I'll get you started and people can add on what they recommend.

SEF'S SHOPPING LIST

Dodgy Viagra from a backstreet Chemist
Whipped Cream
Vodka
Vaseline
Banana's

Don't forget the gimp suit.

hairy cataract on Thu 25 Mar 2010 - 9:34

Nice one Sef. I'm really, really looking forward to meeting you tonight. Don't worry about the vaseline, I always carry an economy tub of KY with me.

SEFTON on Thu 25 Mar 2010 - 9:41

treblA wrote:nice work sef. see you've got all angles covered - now alls you need is to compile your shopping list.

I'll get you started and people can add on what they recommend.

SEF'S SHOPPING LIST

Dodgy Viagra from a backstreet Chemist
Whipped Cream
Vodka
Vaseline
Banana's

i have mate,we get on that well she has already compiled her own todo list,its not vaseline any more its lubricated gel,she don't like cream its honey for her(see i did my home work mate)
she's even gone to the trouble of buying the luminous condoms,and for the most akward of moments tingle cream or heat cream so as the little soldier don't get cold,for the most satifying moments for a lady a carrot peeled plus a cucumber peeled to finish off a pleasurable night.

sorry trebla, but your not the most experienced of guys on this board,i believe in though's that talk it can't walk it,
i should know i ain't sowed my seed for nearly three years mate.

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