tonight's the night?

hairy cataract wrote:Nice one Sef. I'm really, really looking forward to meeting you tonight. Don't worry about the vaseline, I always carry an economy tub of KY with me.

hairy cataract wrote:Nice one Sef. I'm really, really looking forward to meeting you tonight. Don't worry about the vaseline, I always carry an economy tub of KY with me.

nice one hairy,i don't go for guys full stop,specially ones like you who carry baggage? a couple of styes on your eye.

would love to hear the story of economy ky gel? whats the replacement substance ,in fact don't you'll only put me off .but thanks for the thought.should we ever meet i'll be the guy with his back to the wall ye shit stabber

treblA wrote:

treblA wrote:some advice sef

GET A BETTER MOBILE PHONE DEAL

apart from that - fill your boots

more advice for sef

STOP PHONING HER ON 0891 NUMBERS

i see you got those numbers down to a T,ANYTHING WE SHOULD KNOW MATE?

all the best sef

remember the words of tenacious D - you don't always have to fuck her hard

Fuckin ell luminous Jonnies??? Oh shitty death am laughing like cat on the catnip ere. If she hasn't already seen you comin Sef, she tonight mucker!!!

cheers valentino,thanks for the tip

bryan,like a good partner she is, we have already discussed the minor details that can cause embarrassment ,shes coming fully equiped mate to deal with any little problems that might arise.or might not.

FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:cheers valentino,thanks for the tip

bryan,like a good partner she is, we have already discussed the minor details that can cause embarrassment ,shes coming fully equiped mate to deal with any little problems that might arise.or might not.

sef. I noted you already refer to her as a partner, mind me asking? But is she purely coming over to smash like? I'd so, fair play. I doff my cap to you.

FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:

treblA wrote:nice work sef. see you've got all angles covered - now alls you need is to compile your shopping list.

I'll get you started and people can add on what they recommend.

SEF'S SHOPPING LIST

Dodgy Viagra from a backstreet Chemist
Whipped Cream
Vodka
Vaseline
Banana's

i have mate,we get on that well she has already compiled her own todo list,its not vaseline any more its lubricated gel,she don't like cream its honey for her(see i did my home work mate)
she's even gone to the trouble of buying the luminous condoms,and for the most akward of moments tingle cream or heat cream so as the little soldier don't get cold,for the most satifying moments for a lady a carrot peeled plus a cucumber peeled to finish off a pleasurable night.

sorry trebla, but your not the most experienced of guys on this board,i believe in though's that talk it can't walk it,
i should know i ain't sowed my seed for nearly three years mate.

you've obviously never been out in birkenhead fella

Bryan wrote:

FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:cheers valentino,thanks for the tip

bryan,like a good partner she is, we have already discussed the minor details that can cause embarrassment ,shes coming fully equiped mate to deal with any little problems that might arise.or might not.

sef. I noted you already refer to her as a partner, mind me asking? But is she purely coming over to smash like? I'd so, fair play. I doff my cap to you.

bryan,most people would find it quite amusing that two people could talk so intermit about each other,having not met each other in the flesh,i can assure you no stone has been left unturned,
she is a very intelegent lady with a degree,she's only had two other partners in her life,both proved to be wan*ers,she is very vulnerable as well as gullible but she has learnt the hard way,its taken nearly three years to get her confidence back, so as to find the sort of guy she wants to spend the rest of her life with
she's prepared to stay with me (sleeping togeather) as she truly has both trust and belief that i am what she has been looking for,only time will tell.

FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:

Bryan wrote:

FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:cheers valentino,thanks for the tip

bryan,like a good partner she is, we have already discussed the minor details that can cause embarrassment ,shes coming fully equiped mate to deal with any little problems that might arise.or might not.

sef. I noted you already refer to her as a partner, mind me asking? But is she purely coming over to smash like? I'd so, fair play. I doff my cap to you.

bryan,most people would find it quite amusing that two people could talk so intermit about each other,having not met each other in the flesh,i can assure you no stone has been left unturned,
she is a very intelegent lady with a degree,she's only had two other partners in her life,both proved to be wan*ers,she is very vulnerable as well as gullible but she has learnt the hard way,its taken nearly three years to get her confidence back, so as to find the sort of guy she wants to spend the rest of her life with
she's prepared to stay with me (sleeping togeather) as she truly has both trust and belief that i am what she has been looking for,only time will tell.

but you are still going to show her your custard cream, right

treblA wrote:

FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:

treblA wrote:nice work sef. see you've got all angles covered - now alls you need is to compile your shopping list.

I'll get you started and people can add on what they recommend.

SEF'S SHOPPING LIST

Dodgy Viagra from a backstreet Chemist
Whipped Cream
Vodka
Vaseline
Banana's

i have mate,we get on that well she has already compiled her own todo list,its not vaseline any more its lubricated gel,she don't like cream its honey for her(see i did my home work mate)
she's even gone to the trouble of buying the luminous condoms,and for the most akward of moments tingle cream or heat cream so as the little soldier don't get cold,for the most satifying moments for a lady a carrot peeled plus a cucumber peeled to finish off a pleasurable night.

sorry trebla, but your not the most experienced of guys on this board,i believe in though's that talk it can't walk it,
i should know i ain't sowed my seed for nearly three years mate.

you've obviously never been out in birkenhead fella

oh yes i have mate,many times before,and i will have to admit your a bit of a legend over their.

Valentino Blue wrote:

FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:

Bryan wrote:

FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:cheers valentino,thanks for the tip

bryan,like a good partner she is, we have already discussed the minor details that can cause embarrassment ,shes coming fully equiped mate to deal with any little problems that might arise.or might not.

sef. I noted you already refer to her as a partner, mind me asking? But is she purely coming over to smash like? I'd so, fair play. I doff my cap to you.

bryan,most people would find it quite amusing that two people could talk so intermit about each other,having not met each other in the flesh,i can assure you no stone has been left unturned,
she is a very intelegent lady with a degree,she's only had two other partners in her life,both proved to be wan*ers,she is very vulnerable as well as gullible but she has learnt the hard way,its taken nearly three years to get her confidence back, so as to find the sort of guy she wants to spend the rest of her life with
she's prepared to stay with me (sleeping togeather) as she truly has both trust and belief that i am what she has been looking for,only time will tell.

but you are still going to show her your custard cream, right

oh crumbs,valentino with a name like yours i half expected you of all people to be a bit more romantic,
all i can tell you is? this is not a puppy love thing,this is two concenting adults who both have suffered many doors closed in their lives,we both now have agreed in principal to open up all doors and see were this takes.

Good luck, Sef.

FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:cheers valentino,thanks for the tip

bryan,like a good partner she is, we have already discussed the minor details that can cause embarrassment ,shes coming fully equiped mate to deal with any little problems that might arise.or might not.

You're right - it is probably best you mention your wart early.

Good luck chap!

Tonteau wrote:Good luck, Sef.

thanks tonts,

would be a liar if i said i didn't have a few butterfly's,she a lady-good looking-good background-very posh in her talking ,she never swears-doesn't get angry or do nagging, infact to sum her up shes the perfect house wife that opens a can of beer for her man upon him arriving home so what more could i ask,please don't reply too the last bit because i have already asked, thats why she's coming over?