tonight's the night?
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Re: tonight's the night?
BAAAXXXTTTERRRRRRR!!!!!!! wrote:FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:cheers valentino,thanks for the tip![]()
bryan,like a good partner she is, we have already discussed the minor details that can cause embarrassment ,shes coming fully equiped mate to deal with any little problems that might arise.or might not.
You're right - it is probably best you mention your wart early.![]()
Good luck chap!
baxxxxtttteeeerrrr,i would say i would be normally the last bloke a girl like this would look for a serious relationship with if i was compleatley honest with myself,but she chose me ,i didn't choose her
so warts and all it is mate.


SEFTON- Duncan Ferguson

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Re: tonight's the night?
FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:Valentino Blue wrote:FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:Bryan wrote:FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:cheers valentino,thanks for the tip![]()
bryan,like a good partner she is, we have already discussed the minor details that can cause embarrassment ,shes coming fully equiped mate to deal with any little problems that might arise.or might not.
sef. I noted you already refer to her as a partner, mind me asking? But is she purely coming over to smash like? I'd so, fair play. I doff my cap to you.
bryan,most people would find it quite amusing that two people could talk so intermit about each other,having not met each other in the flesh,i can assure you no stone has been left unturned,
she is a very intelegent lady with a degree,she's only had two other partners in her life,both proved to be wan*ers,she is very vulnerable as well as gullible but she has learnt the hard way,its taken nearly three years to get her confidence back, so as to find the sort of guy she wants to spend the rest of her life with
she's prepared to stay with me (sleeping togeather) as she truly has both trust and belief that i am what she has been looking for,only time will tell.
but you are still going to show her your custard cream, right
oh crumbs,valentino with a name like yours i half expected you of all people to be a bit more romantic,
all i can tell you is? this is not a puppy love thing,this is two concenting adults who both have suffered many doors closed in their lives,we both now have agreed in principal to open up all doors and see were this takes.
all joking aside hope it goes well, having your confidence and trust in people smashed is crap and hard to get over.
joking back to the front all doors open eh
seriously though, by the sounds of it your both going into this as open as can be, try not to let both of your previous knock backs make you too insecure and just try to have fun.
Christ I've gone all trisha
and next week on the Valentino blue show: my husband has had sex with a horse and Jordan, which is worse?
role theme music with pictures of me pointing and looking angry at Geordie looking teens and then comforting a crying porn star

Valentino Blue- Duncan Ferguson

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Re: tonight's the night?
this is one of the reasons many members on here make such good contribution to the board,most hardened of men go sensitive on the back of story's that we can all relate too,mine being no different,what is amazing is the honest advice people give with out easily going immature like other sites tend to do losing all sight of the actual seriousness and nature of the article,making jokes and sharing banter is all part of the course but not taking the piss breeds total respect .
thank you all.
sefton.
thank you all.
sefton.

SEFTON- Duncan Ferguson

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Re: tonight's the night?
FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:this is one of the reasons many members on here make such good contribution to the board,most hardened of men go sensitive on the back of story's that we can all relate too,mine being no different,what is amazing is the honest advice people give with out easily going immature like other sites tend to do losing all sight of the actual seriousness and nature of the article,making jokes and sharing banter is all part of the course but not taking the piss breeds total respect .
thank you all.
sefton.
ladies do appricate a nicely trimmed ball bag............................
Everything crossed for the weekend hope it goes well for you both xx

MyBlueToothBrush- Dixie Dean

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Re: tonight's the night?
Valentino Blue wrote:FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:Valentino Blue wrote:FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:Bryan wrote:FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:cheers valentino,thanks for the tip![]()
bryan,like a good partner she is, we have already discussed the minor details that can cause embarrassment ,shes coming fully equiped mate to deal with any little problems that might arise.or might not.
sef. I noted you already refer to her as a partner, mind me asking? But is she purely coming over to smash like? I'd so, fair play. I doff my cap to you.
bryan,most people would find it quite amusing that two people could talk so intermit about each other,having not met each other in the flesh,i can assure you no stone has been left unturned,
she is a very intelegent lady with a degree,she's only had two other partners in her life,both proved to be wan*ers,she is very vulnerable as well as gullible but she has learnt the hard way,its taken nearly three years to get her confidence back, so as to find the sort of guy she wants to spend the rest of her life with
she's prepared to stay with me (sleeping togeather) as she truly has both trust and belief that i am what she has been looking for,only time will tell.
but you are still going to show her your custard cream, right
oh crumbs,valentino with a name like yours i half expected you of all people to be a bit more romantic,
all i can tell you is? this is not a puppy love thing,this is two concenting adults who both have suffered many doors closed in their lives,we both now have agreed in principal to open up all doors and see were this takes.
all joking aside hope it goes well, having your confidence and trust in people smashed is crap and hard to get over.
joking back to the front all doors open eh![]()
seriously though, by the sounds of it your both going into this as open as can be, try not to let both of your previous knock backs make you too insecure and just try to have fun.
Christ I've gone all trisha
and next week on the Valentino blue show: my husband has had sex with a horse and Jordan, which is worse?
role theme music with pictures of me pointing and looking angry at Geordie looking teens and then comforting a crying porn star
Well if it was everyone in Jordan fellah, I would say she has commitment issues...

UWIST61- Duncan Ferguson

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Re: tonight's the night?
All the best Sef - good luck!

Knight of Thorgothshire- Brian Labone

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Re: tonight's the night?
UWIST61 wrote:Valentino Blue wrote:FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:Valentino Blue wrote:FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:Bryan wrote:FELLAINI'S BUSHWACKER wrote:cheers valentino,thanks for the tip![]()
bryan,like a good partner she is, we have already discussed the minor details that can cause embarrassment ,shes coming fully equiped mate to deal with any little problems that might arise.or might not.
sef. I noted you already refer to her as a partner, mind me asking? But is she purely coming over to smash like? I'd so, fair play. I doff my cap to you.
bryan,most people would find it quite amusing that two people could talk so intermit about each other,having not met each other in the flesh,i can assure you no stone has been left unturned,
she is a very intelegent lady with a degree,she's only had two other partners in her life,both proved to be wan*ers,she is very vulnerable as well as gullible but she has learnt the hard way,its taken nearly three years to get her confidence back, so as to find the sort of guy she wants to spend the rest of her life with
she's prepared to stay with me (sleeping togeather) as she truly has both trust and belief that i am what she has been looking for,only time will tell.
but you are still going to show her your custard cream, right
oh crumbs,valentino with a name like yours i half expected you of all people to be a bit more romantic,
all i can tell you is? this is not a puppy love thing,this is two concenting adults who both have suffered many doors closed in their lives,we both now have agreed in principal to open up all doors and see were this takes.
all joking aside hope it goes well, having your confidence and trust in people smashed is crap and hard to get over.
joking back to the front all doors open eh![]()
seriously though, by the sounds of it your both going into this as open as can be, try not to let both of your previous knock backs make you too insecure and just try to have fun.
Christ I've gone all trisha
and next week on the Valentino blue show: my husband has had sex with a horse and Jordan, which is worse?
role theme music with pictures of me pointing and looking angry at Geordie looking teens and then comforting a crying porn star
Well if it was everyone in Jordan fellah, I would say she has commitment issues...
pretty sure at some point or other Jordan has had everyone in her and probably the horse too

Valentino Blue- Duncan Ferguson

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Re: tonight's the night?
dont mean to put the shits up you sef - but what if you spunk your load after 5 seconds
just kidding mate
but seriously,
just kidding matebut seriously,


Albert- Brian Labone

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Re: tonight's the night?
treblA wrote:dont mean to put the shits up you sef - but what if you spunk your load after 5 seconds![]()
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just kidding mate
but seriously,
good point get a security wank in bout 30 mins before meeting up

Valentino Blue- Duncan Ferguson

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Re: tonight's the night?
Valentino Blue wrote:treblA wrote:dont mean to put the shits up you sef - but what if you spunk your load after 5 seconds![]()
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just kidding mate
but seriously,
good point get a security wank in bout 30 mins before meeting up
strategically place pictures of maggie thatcher round the room that you can look at as you have a go from behind - that way she wont see you looking

Albert- Brian Labone

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Re: tonight's the night?
treblA wrote:Valentino Blue wrote:treblA wrote:dont mean to put the shits up you sef - but what if you spunk your load after 5 seconds![]()
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just kidding mate
but seriously,
good point get a security wank in bout 30 mins before meeting up
strategically place pictures of maggie thatcher round the room that you can look at as you have a go from behind - that way she wont see you looking
i've never really found that to work if my dicks in someone and i'm fucking thats what i'm doing, i can't stop and think about the weather or the shopping and if it's somone rank enough to put me off then why bother, at the end of the day i'm putting the effort in to have a good time not loose control of my nuts whilst thinking of Gillian McKeith FFS.

Valentino Blue- Duncan Ferguson

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Re: tonight's the night?
With premature ejaculation, I always find it's mind over matter. I don't mind and she doesn't matter.
Boom-tish, thankyew I'm here all week.
Boom-tish, thankyew I'm here all week.

hairy cataract- Brian Labone

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Re: tonight's the night?
hairy cataract wrote:With premature ejaculation, I always find it's mind over matter. I don't mind and she doesn't matter.
Boom-tish, thankyew I'm here all week.


MyBlueToothBrush- Dixie Dean

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Re: tonight's the night?
hairy cataract wrote:With premature ejaculation, I always find it's mind over matter. I don't mind and she doesn't matter.
Boom-tish, thankyew I'm here all week.
Come again?

Barry Horne's Equaliser- Dixie Dean

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Re: tonight's the night?
hairy cataract wrote:With premature ejaculation, I always find it's mind over matter. I don't mind and she doesn't matter.
Boom-tish, thankyew I'm here all week.
woman are like busses, you wait for ages for one to come, half an hour later it's still not come so you spill your nut sack roll over and go to sleep.....

Valentino Blue- Duncan Ferguson

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