tonight's the night?
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Re: tonight's the night?
hairy cataract on Fri 26 Mar 2010 - 8:05
treblA wrote:is sefton alive, in prison, queuing outside the registration office, or being held at gunpoint by the russian mafia right now?
He's lying back in his ladyboy's arms, whispering sweet nothings into his/her ear, and s/he is saying:
"Sef even though I speak perfect english and was trained under the finest KGB operatives, I haven't a fucking clue what you're on about."
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Re: tonight's the night?
Albert on Fri 26 Mar 2010 - 8:08
hairy cataract wrote:treblA wrote:is sefton alive, in prison, queuing outside the registration office, or being held at gunpoint by the russian mafia right now?
He's lying back in his ladyboy's arms, whispering sweet nothings into his/her ear, and s/he is saying:
"Sef even though I speak perfect english and was trained under the finest KGB operators, I haven't a fucking clue what you're on about."
"so tell me my sefton, you not mind that i used to be man?"
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Re: tonight's the night?
Valentino Blue on Fri 26 Mar 2010 - 8:55
treblA wrote:hairy cataract wrote:treblA wrote:is sefton alive, in prison, queuing outside the registration office, or being held at gunpoint by the russian mafia right now?
He's lying back in his ladyboy's arms, whispering sweet nothings into his/her ear, and s/he is saying:
"Sef even though I speak perfect english and was trained under the finest KGB operators, I haven't a fucking clue what you're on about."
"so tell me my sefton, you not mind that i used to be man?"
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Re: tonight's the night?
hairy cataract on Fri 26 Mar 2010 - 9:02
Valentino Blue wrote:treblA wrote:hairy cataract wrote:treblA wrote:is sefton alive, in prison, queuing outside the registration office, or being held at gunpoint by the russian mafia right now?
He's lying back in his ladyboy's arms, whispering sweet nothings into his/her ear, and s/he is saying:
"Sef even though I speak perfect english and was trained under the finest KGB operators, I haven't a fucking clue what you're on about."
"so tell me my sefton, you not mind that i used to be man?"
at both of those
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Re: tonight's the night?
Bryan on Fri 26 Mar 2010 - 9:12
hairy cataract wrote:treblA wrote:is sefton alive, in prison, queuing outside the registration office, or being held at gunpoint by the russian mafia right now?
He's lying back in his ladyboy's arms, whispering sweet nothings into his/her ear, and s/he is saying:
"Sef even though I speak perfect english and was trained under the finest KGB operatives, I haven't a fucking clue what you're on about."
i reckon he has been fucked 77 ways from death.
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Re: tonight's the night?
Bluejags on Fri 26 Mar 2010 - 10:16
Bryan wrote:hairy cataract wrote:treblA wrote:is sefton alive, in prison, queuing outside the registration office, or being held at gunpoint by the russian mafia right now?
He's lying back in his ladyboy's arms, whispering sweet nothings into his/her ear, and s/he is saying:
"Sef even though I speak perfect english and was trained under the finest KGB operatives, I haven't a fucking clue what you're on about."
i reckon he has been fucked 77 ways from death.
Locked in a cellar, dazed and confused, chained to a pipe, with a slight taste of tequlla, blood and horse transquilizers in his mouth. There is a new chinese script tattoo on his leg and he is missing two front teeth.
Pretty good night then..
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Re: tonight's the night?
Gazbow on Fri 26 Mar 2010 - 10:50
I missed this thread 
All the best Sef, you've got 8 fingers but dont forget your THUMBS!
All the best Sef, you've got 8 fingers but dont forget your THUMBS!
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Re: tonight's the night?
Valentino Blue on Fri 26 Mar 2010 - 11:32
still no sign of Sef?
to be fair if it had been three years since he's unleshed his nuts, they could well have both drowned in porridge
did she leave any of us her phone number like he did with her friends?
to be fair if it had been three years since he's unleshed his nuts, they could well have both drowned in porridge
did she leave any of us her phone number like he did with her friends?
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Re: tonight's the night?
Bryan on Fri 26 Mar 2010 - 11:53
He'll be balls deep in her.
BACK OF THE NET!
BACK OF THE NET!
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Re: tonight's the night?
Toffee Dan on Fri 26 Mar 2010 - 12:33
Cracking thread this..
Nutcracker..
And Hairy and Albert, just leave ya man alone, he's got enough on his plate without you two threatening to come round and give him a portion!
Nutcracker..
And Hairy and Albert, just leave ya man alone, he's got enough on his plate without you two threatening to come round and give him a portion!
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Re: tonight's the night?
Albert on Fri 26 Mar 2010 - 12:35
Valentino Blue wrote:still no sign of Sef?
to be fair if it had been three years since he's unleshed his nuts, they could well have both drowned in porridge
did she leave any of us her phone number like he did with her friends?
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Re: tonight's the night?
Michael Crosby S74 on Fri 26 Mar 2010 - 13:03
treblA wrote:Valentino Blue wrote:still no sign of Sef?
to be fair if it had been three years since he's unleshed his nuts, they could well have both drowned in porridge
did she leave any of us her phone number like he did with her friends?
Watching Eurotrash after The Word on a Friday night, I know that that fettish is called "Sploshing".
Every day is a school day!
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Re: tonight's the night?
Valentino Blue on Fri 26 Mar 2010 - 13:04
Michael Crosby S74 wrote:treblA wrote:Valentino Blue wrote:still no sign of Sef?
to be fair if it had been three years since he's unleshed his nuts, they could well have both drowned in porridge
did she leave any of us her phone number like he did with her friends?
Watching Eurotrash after The Word on a Friday night, I know that that fettish is called "Sploshing".
Every day is a school day!
what fettish thats the new cadbury cream egg advert isn't it? how do you eat your's?
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Re: tonight's the night?
Michael Crosby S74 on Fri 26 Mar 2010 - 13:05
Valentino Blue wrote:Michael Crosby S74 wrote:treblA wrote:Valentino Blue wrote:still no sign of Sef?
to be fair if it had been three years since he's unleshed his nuts, they could well have both drowned in porridge
did she leave any of us her phone number like he did with her friends?
Watching Eurotrash after The Word on a Friday night, I know that that fettish is called "Sploshing".
Every day is a school day!
what fettish thats the new cadbury cream egg advert isn't it? how do you eat your's?
I dunno, but chucking food over each other, then shagging in the mess is called sploshing.
Popular in the home counties apparantly.
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Re: tonight's the night?
Valentino Blue on Fri 26 Mar 2010 - 13:09
Michael Crosby S74 wrote:Valentino Blue wrote:Michael Crosby S74 wrote:treblA wrote:Valentino Blue wrote:still no sign of Sef?
to be fair if it had been three years since he's unleshed his nuts, they could well have both drowned in porridge
did she leave any of us her phone number like he did with her friends?
Watching Eurotrash after The Word on a Friday night, I know that that fettish is called "Sploshing".
Every day is a school day!
what fettish thats the new cadbury cream egg advert isn't it? how do you eat your's?
I dunno, but chucking food over each other, then shagging in the mess is called sploshing.
Popular in the home counties apparantly.
might have to check that out quite fancy a devon cream splosh
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