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Post  Dixie Land on Sun 23 Jan 2011, 4:33 pm

OK, these cockney rent boys are going to feel the full force of the Mighty Blues of Everton in the FA Cup and at the end of the game they will be wishing that they had never been born. John Terry will see the error of his ways and become a monk after the beating we are going to give his team.

I reckon that we will seriously win this by at least 34,000 goals and infairness we were unlucky not to win by that against Wet Spam, if Coleman had scored the 33,998 open goals that he missed then we would have done.

I'm going for a 35,762-1 victory for the Mighty Blues with Carlo Ancelotti quitting at the end to take Frankie Howard's place in a remake of Up Pompeii. Tony Hibbert will score 23,641 goals and will go on to marry Kate Middleton when the World will have a fortnight of bank holidays.

WHO THE FUCK ARE THE CHAVSKI RENT BOYS ANYWAY???!!! cheers cheers cheers
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Post  TD's Powder of Sympathy on Sun 23 Jan 2011, 4:56 pm

There are precedents for us to do them.. - repeat holders come to Goodison seeking to extend FA Cup runs - and in Chavs case they have to travel for a change. Arsenal 1981 (Finalists and Winners 1978-80), Spurs 1983 (Winners 1981-2). So we have something to cling to! We won both those games 2-0 as well.

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Post  The Griffin on Sun 23 Jan 2011, 5:23 pm

We'll win this one comfortably
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Post  Mr_Ben on Sun 23 Jan 2011, 5:30 pm

0-4 to Chelsea
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Post  BB on Sun 23 Jan 2011, 6:15 pm

Drogba has been quiet for a long time, so they're not scoring too many, but we're not scoring either.

Just hope the players aren't on a downer with Pienaar going. I expect they'll have had a rally meeting or two, but it didn't exactly fire them up against West Ham.

1-3 I'm afraid (based on us losing every time I back them).
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Post  The President on Sun 23 Jan 2011, 7:21 pm

We do okay against the "good" teams
So should be no problem : 2-1 cheers
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Post  Sheep Flavour on Sun 23 Jan 2011, 7:46 pm

Mr_Ben wrote:0-4 to Chelsea

I think Mr Ben is being kind. Chelsea will reach double figures if our defence is as bad as it was v West Spam.

But then we cant beat little teams but V the big boys...sorry the teams with no soul and money we can play well v them and really raise our game so I fully expect a Billy goal and Saha 2-1 Terry for them as we cant defend corners.
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Post  Yankthattoffee on Sun 23 Jan 2011, 11:35 pm

4-1-4-1 is the key.
DM's tried and tested formula.
I feel a 2-1 win on the way, with squeeky bum time from the 70th minute onwards.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Tue 25 Jan 2011, 4:59 pm

Chavski are going to totally fucking destroy us.. 100,000,000 nil... and Hibbo will score.
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Post  hairy cataract on Tue 25 Jan 2011, 5:02 pm

If we don't do these I will resign from here and hand back my "best off topic poster" "hall of fame" and "best lover (over 65 category)" awards. Thanks Bluejags for nominating me for the latter by the way, and tell your missus I appreciate her letter of recommendation.
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Post  Bluey on Wed 26 Jan 2011, 9:14 pm

It is masochistic really but I may actually be at this on Saturday. Everton obviously need to beat them at GP as they won't at Stamford Bridge ( pens possibly?). Given the laclustre performances of the senior team I would be seriously tempted to get much more youth into the squad for this fixture. It is a free game and no disgrace to lose to Chelsea. Much more important is the away game to Arsenal. So I would play a lot more of the fringe players but that's me.

Unfortunately we are a team on the decline and everyone knows it..

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Post  Albert on Thu 27 Jan 2011, 8:54 am

Dixie Land wrote:.

I'm going for a 35,762-1 victory for the Mighty Blues with Carlo Ancelotti quitting at the end to take Frankie Howard's place in a remake of Up Pompeii. b][/size] cheers cheers cheers

lol!
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Post  Bryan on Thu 27 Jan 2011, 9:46 am

0-0


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Post  Valentino Blue on Thu 27 Jan 2011, 10:13 am

BB wrote:Drogba has been quiet for a long time, so they're not scoring too many, but we're not scoring either.

Just hope the players aren't on a downer with Pienaar going. I expect they'll have had a rally meeting or two, but it didn't exactly fire them up against West Ham.

1-3 I'm afraid (based on us losing every time I back them).

rumour is they were due to fly out for a bonding session in tenerife after the west ham game but the plane broke down.
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Post  The Griffin on Thu 27 Jan 2011, 2:08 pm

Blueyaletdinov wrote:It is masochistic really but I may actually be at this on Saturday. Everton obviously need to beat them at GP as they won't at Stamford Bridge ( pens possibly?). Given the laclustre performances of the senior team I would be seriously tempted to get much more youth into the squad for this fixture. It is a free game and no disgrace to lose to Chelsea. Much more important is the away game to Arsenal. So I would play a lot more of the fringe players but that's me.

Unfortunately we are a team on the decline and everyone knows it..


Chelsea and any other team would be foolish to take us lightly
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Post  RhinoJagz on Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:35 pm

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2011/01/28/anichebe-may-miss-cup

Finally some good news.. Very Happy

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Post  Mr_Ben on Fri 28 Jan 2011, 1:48 pm

Bluejags wrote:http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2011/01/28/anichebe-may-miss-cup

Finally some good news.. Very Happy

Ashley Cole will be gutted!
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Post  mindyerEnvelopeMister? on Fri 28 Jan 2011, 5:30 pm

Mr_Ben wrote:
Bluejags wrote:http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2011/01/28/anichebe-may-miss-cup

Finally some good news.. Very Happy

Ashley Cole will be gutted!

Cole v Coleman.... like those odds

(or should it be Colewoman v Coleman....)
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Post  Armchair on Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:31 pm

Couple of links for you:

http://show-sports.net/Channel%201.html

http://britishsports.webs.com/sports2.htm
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Post  Armchair on Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:32 pm

1203: EVERTON v CHELSEA
Everton: Howard, Neville, Heitinga, Distin, Baines, Coleman, Arteta, Fellaini, Rodwell, Bilyaletdinov, Saha. Subs: Mucha, Hibbert, Jagielka, Beckford, Gueye, Osman, Baxter.
Chelsea: Cech, Bosingwa, Ivanovic, Terry, Cole, Ramires, Lampard, Essien, Malouda, Drogba, Anelka. Subs: Hilario, Mikel, Ferreira, Kalou, Bruma, McEachran, Sala.
Referee: Howard Webb (S Yorkshire)

So one up front but Bily plays.
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Post  Blue gazza on Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:34 pm

http://atdhe.net/33381/watch-everton-fc-vs-chelsea
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Post  mindyerEnvelopeMister? on Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:37 pm

It's on Fox soccer. cheers cheers

All us so far
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Post  mindyerEnvelopeMister? on Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:44 pm

We look up for this...
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Post  Armchair on Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:45 pm

Close from Bily
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Post  Armchair on Sat 29 Jan 2011, 12:55 pm

Pretty even so far. No clear chances at either end.
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