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Post  RhinoJagz on Tue 19 Jul 2011, 3:17 pm

Opening day of the season. Ice creams aplenty and burnt faces. Managers using hands as visers to block out the sun. Lush green surfaces to play on. New players on show. Grumpy players who wanted out sit stone faced on the bench. Everton galaxy of new stars bedded in and ready to perform. Football is back and not too soon. The story of the game may hinge on who Spurs manage to hold onto and who Everton can find. An injury free pre-season would help also. Anyway a nervy starts for Spurs as Everton take advantage of low expectations. Baines and <new signing> to score for the Blues. 1-2 win.

Who in sweet fuck and in all that is divine are Spurs anyway???? cheers cheers

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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Fri 22 Jul 2011, 11:29 am

0-1 Hibbo screamer in the 97th minute Very Happy
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Post  hairy cataract on Fri 22 Jul 2011, 12:13 pm

High expectations at Spurs, but key players want out. Europa nights beckon for the overpaid chumps who have even less chance than the Shite of challenging for the Top 4 this season. Everton field exactly the same team as last season and carry on the way they left off. 0-3 to the mighty Blues - an Arteta free kick, a Beckford bobble and a Cahill classic at the far post.

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Post  Blue gazza on Mon 08 Aug 2011, 1:37 am

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Post  hairy cataract on Mon 08 Aug 2011, 8:52 am

cheers I knew my plan would work! Carefully placed members of my domestic staff attacking Curry's, Sports Direct and Mothercare leading to a postponement of the match until we are on fire (if you pardon the pun) in May, with the extra benefit of a nice new telly, a pair of Nikes, and pair of OshKosh Mr Men dungarees.
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Post  Super on Mon 08 Aug 2011, 10:12 am

If the game is postponed at least all the new signigns will have more time to get to know thier new teammates.
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Post  Mr_Ben on Mon 08 Aug 2011, 10:32 am

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Post  Tonteau on Mon 08 Aug 2011, 12:08 pm

Super wrote:If the game is postponed at least all the new signigns will have more time to get to know thier new teammates.

Yeah, but we don't want tottenham to have a settled team.
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Post  Albert on Mon 08 Aug 2011, 1:14 pm

we're gonna get battered
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Post  Yankthattoffee on Mon 08 Aug 2011, 2:17 pm

Albert wrote:we're gonna get battered
By PC Truncheon?
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Post  Super on Mon 08 Aug 2011, 3:04 pm

Well I will be able to watch us get battered, as Sports Lounge in Peterborough is apparently showing this game on Saturday.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Mon 08 Aug 2011, 4:01 pm

Tonteau wrote:
Super wrote:If the game is postponed at least all the new signigns will have more time to get to know thier new teammates.

Yeah, but we don't want tottenham to have a settled team.
lol! lol! lol! lol! lol!

Yeah, it's not like we are signing anyone. No
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Post  Albert on Mon 08 Aug 2011, 8:55 pm

at least if it gets called off we wont be bottom on saturday at 5 o'clock
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Post  SouthernSmugToffee on Tue 09 Aug 2011, 4:16 pm

Albert wrote:at least if it gets called off we wont be bottom on saturday at 5 o'clock

Unless all the other games are draws! Very Happy
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Tue 09 Aug 2011, 4:18 pm

If they burn down White Hot Lane we can claim the 3 points cheers
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Post  Mr_Ben on Tue 09 Aug 2011, 6:50 pm

SouthernSmugToffee wrote:
Albert wrote:at least if it gets called off we wont be bottom on saturday at 5 o'clock

Unless all the other games are draws! Very Happy

we'd still be above Spirs on alphabetical difference...................
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Post  Tonteau on Tue 09 Aug 2011, 10:22 pm

Mr_Ben wrote:
SouthernSmugToffee wrote:
Albert wrote:at least if it gets called off we wont be bottom on saturday at 5 o'clock

Unless all the other games are draws! Very Happy

we'd still be above Spirs on alphabetical difference...................

and above spurs as well.
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Post  Dixie Land on Tue 09 Aug 2011, 10:29 pm

Tonteau wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:
SouthernSmugToffee wrote:
Albert wrote:at least if it gets called off we wont be bottom on saturday at 5 o'clock

Unless all the other games are draws! Very Happy

we'd still be above Spirs on alphabetical difference...................

and above spurs as well.

Spirs would be above Spurs as well.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Tue 09 Aug 2011, 10:32 pm

Dixie Land wrote:
Tonteau wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:
SouthernSmugToffee wrote:
Albert wrote:at least if it gets called off we wont be bottom on saturday at 5 o'clock

Unless all the other games are draws! Very Happy

we'd still be above Spirs on alphabetical difference...................

and above spurs as well.

Spirs would be above Spurs as well.
..and both would be above Tottenham Hotspur Very Happy
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Post  Dixie Land on Tue 09 Aug 2011, 10:35 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
Tonteau wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:
SouthernSmugToffee wrote:
Albert wrote:at least if it gets called off we wont be bottom on saturday at 5 o'clock

Unless all the other games are draws! Very Happy

we'd still be above Spirs on alphabetical difference...................

and above spurs as well.

Spirs would be above Spurs as well.
..and both would be above Tottenham Hotspur Very Happy

Wolves are fucked, even Wilves will be above them!
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Post  paul on Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:11 am

game has been postponed!
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Post  Super on Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:21 am

paul wrote:game has been postponed!

Boo, was looking forward to watching it in the pub on Saturday afternoon.
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Post  hairy cataract on Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:22 am

Nice one. Now if we can postpone every one of our games before Christmas and play them all at the end of the season, on past form we'll win the fucking PL title!
cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers cheers

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Post  Super on Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:25 am

Quickly swapped the Everton & Spurs players in my fantasy football team.
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Post  Super on Thu 11 Aug 2011, 11:45 am

Neville on twitter....

"I'm in depression now-trained for 6 weeks for saturday's game I know its 100% the right decision but I'm going to sulk all day!!!"

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