11. Denis Stracqualursi - Firecracker (Brute Force)

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11. Denis Stracqualursi - Firecracker (Brute Force)

Post  Yankthattoffee on Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:48 pm

No Country For Old Men.


Stick it to 'em Denis. Make Duncan look like a wuss!!


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Post  Tonteau on Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:50 pm

COYB! FTRS!

There's only one Stracqualursi, one stracqualursi one scatrachkll......ah feck it.
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Post  RhinoJagz on Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:51 pm

Tonteau wrote:COYB! FTRS!

There's only one Stracqualursi, one stracqualursi one scatrachkll......ah feck it.

Cant wait for Merse to do our next game on SSN.. lol!

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Post  Yankthattoffee on Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:52 pm

GIVE US AN S, GIVE US A T, GIVE US AN A.......

(Feck this, he's the Squirt)
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Post  Tonteau on Wed 31 Aug 2011, 11:53 pm

"Strac-qua-lur-si Everton's number 9"
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Post  Yankthattoffee on Thu 01 Sep 2011, 12:29 am

"What's that thing coming over the hill, is it a monster?......" Twisted Evil

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfHlDVjRuuY&feature=related
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Thu 01 Sep 2011, 1:06 am

He'll be knows as "Denis" I'd think. Laughing
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Re: 11. Denis Stracqualursi - Firecracker (Brute Force)

Post  Tonteau on Thu 01 Sep 2011, 1:10 am

Can you say "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!"?

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Post  TD's Powder of Sympathy on Thu 01 Sep 2011, 10:20 am

http://www.argentinafootballworld.com/rising-star.html

Tall, robust and proficient with his feet; Denis Stracqualursi is everything Argentinians love in a number 9. His reputation was already growing throughout this Clausura as week after week he played ruthless target-man football, barging his way to the top of the scorers’ charts. In a league where attacking football is usually dominated by fluttering will-o-the-wisps, it was refreshing to see a striker earning his keep by relying on brute physicality, with just a touch of intricacy as an afterthought. If previously ‘Traca’ was an attractive prospective signing for the Primera’s bigger clubs or European observers, Round 10 of the Clausura was when he well and truly arrived. He became the first player in 15 years to score a hat-trick against Boca Juniors in the Bombonera. And he did it in typical Traca style. Two monstrous headers and an unstoppable penalty put him on the front pages of the sports dailies and all but earned him a move to greener pastures this summer. Better start learning the pronunciation (STRA-KWA-LURE-SY)... and remember the name.

Maybe we've bagged a good 'un!

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Post  Armchair on Thu 01 Sep 2011, 10:24 am

Toffee Dan wrote:http://www.argentinafootballworld.com/rising-star.html

Tall, robust and proficient with his feet; Denis Stracqualursi is everything Argentinians love in a number 9. His reputation was already growing throughout this Clausura as week after week he played ruthless target-man football, barging his way to the top of the scorers’ charts. In a league where attacking football is usually dominated by fluttering will-o-the-wisps, it was refreshing to see a striker earning his keep by relying on brute physicality, with just a touch of intricacy as an afterthought. If previously ‘Traca’ was an attractive prospective signing for the Primera’s bigger clubs or European observers, Round 10 of the Clausura was when he well and truly arrived. He became the first player in 15 years to score a hat-trick against Boca Juniors in the Bombonera. And he did it in typical Traca style. Two monstrous headers and an unstoppable penalty put him on the front pages of the sports dailies and all but earned him a move to greener pastures this summer. Better start learning the pronunciation (STRA-KWA-LURE-SY)... and remember the name.

Maybe we've bagged a good 'un!

That was written by his mum though.
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Post  Mr_Ben on Thu 01 Sep 2011, 11:02 am

Hoof ball shall not return
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Post  SouthernSmugToffee on Thu 01 Sep 2011, 1:04 pm

I vote we call him Straca for short. bounce
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Post  Hinchcliffe Corner on Thu 01 Sep 2011, 1:22 pm

Can't wait for his first hat trick... three stracqs and out!


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Post  Tonteau on Thu 01 Sep 2011, 1:27 pm

Armchair Evertonian wrote:
Toffee Dan wrote:http://www.argentinafootballworld.com/rising-star.html

Tall, robust and proficient with his feet; Denis Stracqualursi is everything Argentinians love in a number 9. His reputation was already growing throughout this Clausura as week after week he played ruthless target-man football, barging his way to the top of the scorers’ charts. In a league where attacking football is usually dominated by fluttering will-o-the-wisps, it was refreshing to see a striker earning his keep by relying on brute physicality, with just a touch of intricacy as an afterthought. If previously ‘Traca’ was an attractive prospective signing for the Primera’s bigger clubs or European observers, Round 10 of the Clausura was when he well and truly arrived. He became the first player in 15 years to score a hat-trick against Boca Juniors in the Bombonera. And he did it in typical Traca style. Two monstrous headers and an unstoppable penalty put him on the front pages of the sports dailies and all but earned him a move to greener pastures this summer. Better start learning the pronunciation (STRA-KWA-LURE-SY)... and remember the name.

Maybe we've bagged a good 'un!

That was written by his mum though.

The award winning football journalist.
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Post  Bryan on Thu 01 Sep 2011, 1:32 pm

FEED THE STRAQ

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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Thu 01 Sep 2011, 1:54 pm

Bryan wrote:FEED THE STRAQ

sunny
cheers I like it!
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Post  mindyerEnvelopeMister? on Thu 01 Sep 2011, 2:12 pm

SouthernSmugToffee wrote:I vote we call him Straca for short. bounce

That's what I called him on Twitter, maybe try and start it trending
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Post  mindyerEnvelopeMister? on Thu 01 Sep 2011, 2:12 pm

Maybe I'll rename myself Straqublu .....
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Post  Yankthattoffee on Thu 01 Sep 2011, 2:24 pm

Will he take Yak's number 22 (same number at Tigres) ?

I'd hope to see him in the old school number 9, and this guy looks the part.
Drenthe was quickly into the 10 shirt wasn't he? Still warm from Taters back.

The 11 shirt seems to have retired in honour of the Scottish Rooney.

If Yobo has gone, give Rodders the 4 shirt, and give him a confidence boost.

Are numbers important?
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Post  mindyerEnvelopeMister? on Thu 01 Sep 2011, 2:26 pm

Yankthattoffee wrote:Will he take Yak's number 22 (same number at Tigres) ?

I'd hope to see him in the old school number 9, and this guy looks the part.
Drenthe was quickly into the 10 shirt wasn't he? Still warm from Taters back.

The 11 shirt seems to have retired in honour of the Scottish Rooney.

If Yobo has gone, give Rodders the 4 shirt, and give him a confidence boost.

Are numbers important?

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Post  RhinoJagz on Thu 01 Sep 2011, 7:33 pm

Seemingly, failed to impress on trial at Leicester so is he worse then Beckford!?

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Post  Yankthattoffee on Thu 01 Sep 2011, 8:18 pm

Bluejags wrote:Seemingly, failed to impress on trial at Leicester so is he worse then Beckford!?

Aaaaagh!!!

Negative waves man!!

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Post  Albert on Thu 01 Sep 2011, 8:48 pm

cant wait to see him play, he's gonna be dung
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Post  Bluey on Thu 01 Sep 2011, 9:00 pm

mindyerho? wrote:Maybe I'll rename myself Straqublu .....
Straqubluey... Very Happy
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