11. Denis Stracqualursi - Firecracker (Brute Force)

Yankthattoffee wrote:We need to get Denis's name sorted with the commentators

It finishes "Ursi" and not "Arsi"
or am I off my trolley on this one?

Armchair Evertonian wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:We need to get Denis's name sorted with the commentators

It finishes "Ursi" and not "Arsi"
or am I off my trolley on this one?

No need to get arsi about it.

Armchair Evertonian wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:We need to get Denis's name sorted with the commentators

It finishes "Ursi" and not "Arsi"
or am I off my trolley on this one?

No need to get arsi about it.

Bluejags wrote:This thread has gone red hot since last night

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:

fatboblatch wrote:

Cahill the Great wrote:

fatboblatch wrote:

Armchair Evertonian wrote:He is limited skills-wise but could be a useful player as shown last night. I'll reserve judgement until he has started a few more games (ditto Gibson and Drenthe).

I will pay for Drenthe's flight home now!!!!

Would you? I think he's quality! Hope we sign him on a longer deal!

I have never seen a player run, lose control of the ball, fall over and fail to beat an opponent [usually in one movement] in my life...still it's all about opinions eh?

I am not convinced either. He favours his left foot, which is fine, but that means he goes to his left on most occasions, it not all. A good defence will pick up on that and simply make him ineffective since he can no longer take on players successfully.

His running around is at times like watching a headless chicken, one that falls over a lot. He is a talented guy, but he appears to have half a brain, hence making shit decisions on the pitch.

My 2 cents worth like....

Bluejags wrote:No one has written about Denis since 2.44 today! What's gone wrong???

So what do you think Denis eats for breakfast? Nuts, bolts with chocolate milk?

Yankthattoffee wrote:

Bluejags wrote:No one has written about Denis since 2.44 today! What's gone wrong???

So what do you think Denis eats for breakfast? Nuts, bolts with chocolate milk?

Copy & Paste Big Dunc's thread without the Psycho element.
He does seem to be as tough as 6" nails.
If his skill level improves with each game, he could become a club legend in a very short time.
In the Dogs of War military college, he qualified with honours, with his innovative use of the face tackle.

Bluejags wrote:

Yankthattoffee wrote:

Bluejags wrote:No one has written about Denis since 2.44 today! What's gone wrong???

So what do you think Denis eats for breakfast? Nuts, bolts with chocolate milk?

Copy & Paste Big Dunc's thread without the Psycho element.
He does seem to be as tough as 6" nails.
If his skill level improves with each game, he could become a club legend in a very short time.
In the Dogs of War military college, he qualified with honours, with his innovative use of the face tackle.

I'd love to see what plans Roberto Martinez is drawing up to deal with him! Hopefully he can keep the centre halfs on the back foot while Felly, Pienaar and co make hay

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:

mindyerho? wrote:

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:

fatboblatch wrote:

Cahill the Great wrote:

fatboblatch wrote:

Armchair Evertonian wrote:He is limited skills-wise but could be a useful player as shown last night. I'll reserve judgement until he has started a few more games (ditto Gibson and Drenthe).

I will pay for Drenthe's flight home now!!!!

Would you? I think he's quality! Hope we sign him on a longer deal!

I have never seen a player run, lose control of the ball, fall over and fail to beat an opponent [usually in one movement] in my life...still it's all about opinions eh?

I am not convinced either. He favours his left foot, which is fine, but that means he goes to his left on most occasions, it not all. A good defence will pick up on that and simply make him ineffective since he can no longer take on players successfully.

His running around is at times like watching a headless chicken, one that falls over a lot. He is a talented guy, but he appears to have half a brain, hence making shit decisions on the pitch.

My 2 cents worth like....

anybody else read that out to themselves in a Swedish Scouse accent?

With an emphasis on the Swedish part la.

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:

Dixie Land wrote:

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:

mindyerho? wrote:

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:

fatboblatch wrote:

Cahill the Great wrote:

fatboblatch wrote:

Armchair Evertonian wrote:He is limited skills-wise but could be a useful player as shown last night. I'll reserve judgement until he has started a few more games (ditto Gibson and Drenthe).

I will pay for Drenthe's flight home now!!!!

Would you? I think he's quality! Hope we sign him on a longer deal!

I have never seen a player run, lose control of the ball, fall over and fail to beat an opponent [usually in one movement] in my life...still it's all about opinions eh?

I am not convinced either. He favours his left foot, which is fine, but that means he goes to his left on most occasions, it not all. A good defence will pick up on that and simply make him ineffective since he can no longer take on players successfully.

His running around is at times like watching a headless chicken, one that falls over a lot. He is a talented guy, but he appears to have half a brain, hence making shit decisions on the pitch.

My 2 cents worth like....

anybody else read that out to themselves in a Swedish Scouse accent?

With an emphasis on the Swedish part la.

Corrected.

That's what I meant to say.

Ta.