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Post  mindyerEnvelopeMister? on Mon 31 Oct 2011, 12:31 pm

Oh go on then, 4-1 with Barton, Nolan, Carroll, LuaLua and a Bramble OG for us.

What? Oh.... 0-0 then


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Post  Mr_Ben on Mon 31 Oct 2011, 3:49 pm

there is a rule that all titles should be the proper team names to avoid confusion. Albeit it was Tater who stated this.
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Post  Sack the Juggler on Mon 31 Oct 2011, 3:58 pm

Mr_Ben wrote:there is a rule that all titles should be the proper team names to avoid confusion. Albeit it was Tater who stated this.

I like that rule as it lets me understand who we are playing - can we have another couple of rules? Mr Ben should always give me a fiver when he posts and brushie has to post topless... er.. and live on her webcam.
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Post  hairy cataract on Mon 31 Oct 2011, 4:08 pm

Sack the Juggler wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:there is a rule that all titles should be the proper team names to avoid confusion. Albeit it was Tater who stated this.

I like that rule as it lets me understand who we are playing - can we have another couple of rules? Mr Ben should always give me a fiver when he posts and brushie has to post topless... er.. and live on her webcam.

My rule would be that everyone has to finish every post by saying "I'm sure Hairy would have put it much better, but I'm not as clever or well-hung as him".
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Mon 31 Oct 2011, 4:32 pm

hairy cataract wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:there is a rule that all titles should be the proper team names to avoid confusion. Albeit it was Tater who stated this.

I like that rule as it lets me understand who we are playing - can we have another couple of rules? Mr Ben should always give me a fiver when he posts and brushie has to post topless... er.. and live on her webcam.

My rule would be that everyone has to finish every post by saying "I'm sure Hairy would have put it much better, but I'm not as clever or well-hung as him".


Do we have to?

I'm sure Hairy would have put it much better, but I'm not as clever or well-hung as him.

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Re: Newcastle 2 Everton 1 (Rodwell)

Post  hairy cataract on Mon 31 Oct 2011, 4:34 pm

Roy Stone Drenched wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:there is a rule that all titles should be the proper team names to avoid confusion. Albeit it was Tater who stated this.

I like that rule as it lets me understand who we are playing - can we have another couple of rules? Mr Ben should always give me a fiver when he posts and brushie has to post topless... er.. and live on her webcam.

My rule would be that everyone has to finish every post by saying "I'm sure Hairy would have put it much better, but I'm not as clever or well-hung as him".


Do we have to?

I'm sure Hairy would have put it much better, but I'm not as clever or well-hung as him.

cheers

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Post  Dixie Land on Mon 31 Oct 2011, 4:36 pm

hairy cataract wrote:
Roy Stone Drenched wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:there is a rule that all titles should be the proper team names to avoid confusion. Albeit it was Tater who stated this.

I like that rule as it lets me understand who we are playing - can we have another couple of rules? Mr Ben should always give me a fiver when he posts and brushie has to post topless... er.. and live on her webcam.

My rule would be that everyone has to finish every post by saying "I'm sure Hairy would have put it much better, but I'm not as clever or well-hung as him".


Do we have to?

I'm sure Hairy would have put it much better, but I'm not as clever or well-hung as him.

cheers




I'm sure Hairy would have put it much better, but I'm not as clever or well-hung as him.
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Re: Newcastle 2 Everton 1 (Rodwell)

Post  Sack the Juggler on Mon 31 Oct 2011, 4:36 pm

hairy cataract wrote:
Roy Stone Drenched wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:there is a rule that all titles should be the proper team names to avoid confusion. Albeit it was Tater who stated this.

I like that rule as it lets me understand who we are playing - can we have another couple of rules? Mr Ben should always give me a fiver when he posts and brushie has to post topless... er.. and live on her webcam.

My rule would be that everyone has to finish every post by saying "I'm sure Hairy would have put it much better, but I'm not as clever or well-hung as him".


Do we have to?

I'm sure Hairy would have put it much better, but I'm not as clever or well-hung as him.

cheers


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Re: Newcastle 2 Everton 1 (Rodwell)

Post  hairy cataract on Mon 31 Oct 2011, 4:37 pm

Dixie Land wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Roy Stone Drenched wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:there is a rule that all titles should be the proper team names to avoid confusion. Albeit it was Tater who stated this.

I like that rule as it lets me understand who we are playing - can we have another couple of rules? Mr Ben should always give me a fiver when he posts and brushie has to post topless... er.. and live on her webcam.

My rule would be that everyone has to finish every post by saying "I'm sure Hairy would have put it much better, but I'm not as clever or well-hung as him".


Do we have to?

I'm sure Hairy would have put it much better, but I'm not as clever or well-hung as him.

cheers




I'm sure Hairy would have put it much better, but I'm not as clever or well-hung as him.
cheers cheers

I could get into this.
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Re: Newcastle 2 Everton 1 (Rodwell)

Post  hairy cataract on Mon 31 Oct 2011, 4:37 pm

Sack the Juggler wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Roy Stone Drenched wrote:
hairy cataract wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:there is a rule that all titles should be the proper team names to avoid confusion. Albeit it was Tater who stated this.

I like that rule as it lets me understand who we are playing - can we have another couple of rules? Mr Ben should always give me a fiver when he posts and brushie has to post topless... er.. and live on her webcam.

My rule would be that everyone has to finish every post by saying "I'm sure Hairy would have put it much better, but I'm not as clever or well-hung as him".


Do we have to?

I'm sure Hairy would have put it much better, but I'm not as clever or well-hung as him.

cheers


hairy always reminds me of that nelly furtardo song "Hung Like a Bird"

BOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! party-pooper
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Re: Newcastle 2 Everton 1 (Rodwell)

Post  Mr_Ben on Mon 31 Oct 2011, 5:23 pm

Sack the Juggler wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:there is a rule that all titles should be the proper team names to avoid confusion. Albeit it was Tater who stated this.

I like that rule as it lets me understand who we are playing - can we have another couple of rules? Mr Ben should always give me a fiver when he posts and brushie has to post topless... er.. and live on her webcam.

Send us your bank details. I will pay 20% less though as i do not pay tax.

I'm sure Hairy would have put it much better, but I'm not as clever or well-hung as him.
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Post  hairy cataract on Mon 31 Oct 2011, 6:22 pm

Mr_Ben wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:there is a rule that all titles should be the proper team names to avoid confusion. Albeit it was Tater who stated this.

I like that rule as it lets me understand who we are playing - can we have another couple of rules? Mr Ben should always give me a fiver when he posts and brushie has to post topless... er.. and live on her webcam.

Send us your bank details. I will pay 20% less though as i do not pay tax.

I'm sure Hairy would have put it much better, but I'm not as clever or well-hung as him.
cheers cheers cheers best one yet
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Post  mindyerEnvelopeMister? on Mon 31 Oct 2011, 9:42 pm

Mr_Ben wrote:there is a rule that all titles should be the proper team names to avoid confusion. Albeit it was Tater who stated this.

Rulz arfafulz as one of Bryans rappaz might have said.....
keeping the team names straight doesn't seem to be helping the results, does it? I'll fix it AFTER we win....
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Re: Newcastle 2 Everton 1 (Rodwell)

Post  hairy cataract on Mon 31 Oct 2011, 11:03 pm

anyway..... back to the topic.

I think we'll beat the barcodes - they're due to be taken down a peg or two because, bottom line - they're shit. So 2-0 to us and then, looking at the fixtures, with the exception of an inevitable defeat at a resurgent Arsenal, we should be able to go unbeaten til February. By which time we will be 7th in the table.

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Post  mindyerEnvelopeMister? on Tue 01 Nov 2011, 2:48 am

hairy cataract wrote:anyway..... back to the topic.

I think we'll beat the barcodes - they're due to be taken down a peg or two because, bottom line - they're shit. So 2-0 to us and then, looking at the fixtures, with the exception of an inevitable defeat at a resurgent Arsenal, we should be able to go unbeaten til February. By which time we will be 7th in the table.


See, the three years of miserable posts Hairy has contributed were solved by 10 minutes of 3rd-party penis-worship. Now he's an optimist!
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Re: Newcastle 2 Everton 1 (Rodwell)

Post  Mr_Ben on Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:40 am

Toon on fire at the moment.

What's our record at The Toon in the last 5 season (albeit 1 season they were in the Chamionship)? Pretty close in the last few years.

2-1 to The Toon, Dan Gosling overhead kick in the 95th minute
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Post  Super on Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:55 am

In the Prem......

2010-11 A Newcastle W 2-1 Osman L Jagielka P
2008-09 A Newcastle D 0-0
2007-08 A Newcastle L 2-3 Johnson A Given S (og)
2006-07 A Newcastle D 1-1 Cahill T
2005-06 A Newcastle L 0-2
2004-05 A Newcastle D 1-1 Carsley L
2003-04 A Newcastle L 2-4 Gravesen T Yobo J
2002-03 A Newcastle L 1-2 Campbell K
2001-02 A Newcastle L 2-6 Ferguson D Alexandersson N
2000-01 A Newcastle W 1-0 Campbell K
1999-00 A Newcastle D 1-1 Campbell K
1998-99 A Newcastle W 3-1 Campbell K 2 Gemmill S
1997-98 A Newcastle L 0-1
1996-97 A Newcastle L 1-4 Speed G
1995-96 A Newcastle L 0-1
1994-95 A Newcastle L 0-2
1993-94 A Newcastle L 0-1
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Post  Mr_Ben on Tue 01 Nov 2011, 12:11 pm

Super wrote:

1998-99 A Newcastle W 3-1 Campbell K 2 Gemmill S


from memory that result kept us up that season. I think we played them in April.
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Re: Newcastle 2 Everton 1 (Rodwell)

Post  Yankthattoffee on Tue 01 Nov 2011, 12:51 pm

Barcodes now getting cocky.
We know what Pardew is like when he gets cocky.
We're the kind of team to bring this kind of run to an end, and at their place, they will be most vulnerable.
I take us at 1-2 as long as we keep Ba quiet.
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Post  Sack the Juggler on Tue 01 Nov 2011, 12:53 pm

Pardew is always cocky, but i don't think the barcodes are - they harry and chase everything, from midfield and defence, like we used to, don't let teams settle and hit them on the break - they will give us a footballing lesson 3 - 0 to the barcodes.
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Post  Yankthattoffee on Tue 01 Nov 2011, 1:50 pm

Sack the Juggler wrote:Pardew is always cocky, but i don't think the barcodes are - they harry and chase everything, from midfield and defence, like we used to, don't let teams settle and hit them on the break - they will give us a footballing lesson 3 - 0 to the barcodes.

Just checked their wins this season
Sunderland
Fulham
Blackburn
Wolves
Wigan
Stoke.

All bottom half. The only one of the Sky 4 they have played was Arsenal 0-0, when they were in a mess. I see us getting 3 points.
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Post  Mr_Ben on Tue 01 Nov 2011, 5:21 pm

Yankthattoffee wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:Pardew is always cocky, but i don't think the barcodes are - they harry and chase everything, from midfield and defence, like we used to, don't let teams settle and hit them on the break - they will give us a footballing lesson 3 - 0 to the barcodes.

Just checked their wins this season
Sunderland
Fulham
Blackburn
Wolves
Wigan
Stoke.

All bottom half. The only one of the Sky 4 they have played was Arsenal 0-0, when they were in a mess. I see us getting 3 points.

interesting to see how we would have done with a start to the season like that
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Post  Tonteau on Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:13 pm

A footballing lesson is in order. For whom, I'm not yet sure.
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Post  The President on Tue 01 Nov 2011, 11:27 pm

Time to burst their bubble

0-2
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Post  Super on Thu 03 Nov 2011, 11:56 am

Shirt for the weekend....



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