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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:04 pm

Game 2 of my 100 game undefeated run brings a load of frozen chickens to the majestic old lady of Goodison... and yes it will be bloody freezing in Goodison on Saturday.

Everton have more injuries than striker goals with Jags, Ossie, Hibbo, Rodders, Dizzy & Seamus all out...

Blackburn travel to us with a hugely supportive fanbase that the Blue Union could comfortably form alliance with.. Merseyside police are expecting to see around 8 stalwart Blackburn fans arrive for the 3pm kick off on Saturday, all wearing 'we hate Steve Keen' shirts & none of them really giving a shit if Blackburn win, lose, draw, or stay in the away dressing room & send out the tea ladies to represent them. There is however serious home team concern that the tea lady known as slack Doris could be too much for Bily to handle.

Moyes is rumoured to be installing a steward with a tazer by the Bullens to give Bily a sharp 10000 volt shock every time he tries to hide there and Drenthe will be fitted with an elastic bungee to his arse that will pull him back to a defensive position if he run forward too quickly. J5 will be coated in titanium to actually make him 'hard' & Saha will dye his hair green so he doesn't look so much of a freak. Felli will be sporting a new bald look & it will be revealed that he is actually only 5 feet tall.

Amazingly the worst striker on the planet is on a roll & my favourite player has gone to total ratshit... therefore the result is clear to see ... 2-0 for the mighty blues scored by the monster that is Victor Anichebe & Timmy the Blue Kangaroo... If Hibbo were fit it would have been an easy 1034-0 win, but there you go, that's just the kind of luck us "bitters" get, isn't it... I suppose we'll have Phil Mitchell, Twattenburg, Martin Atkinson or fooking Collina officiating.

We're gonna murder them cheers ..and to follow Bolton will spank the shite in the late kick off, positioning us to get really pissed and sleep in a field drunken

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Post  Armchair on Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:06 pm

Great preview lol!

We are better than Yakubu-less Blackburn, aren't we? scratch pale
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Post  hairy cataract on Mon 16 Jan 2012, 10:56 pm

This is going to be very painful for the chicken pluckers. A Gibson screamer after 6 seconds sets the tone and by half time we are five goals to the good and they are down to nine men. We lay off in the second half to run out comfortable 8-0 winners, with a hat-trick for Vic, two for Gibbo, a penno for Baines, a sneaky little chip from the dugout by Moyes, and a last minute beauty from MC in the Park End via Drenthe's fat arse.

Who the fuckety fucking fuck are fucking Blackburn?
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Post  Albert on Mon 16 Jan 2012, 11:18 pm

I can't wait for this game, which is also known as, "and finally on match of the day".

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Post  Blue gazza on Tue 17 Jan 2012, 4:08 am

1-2 blackburn Very Happy we will bottle it as usual
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Post  fatboblatch on Tue 17 Jan 2012, 2:26 pm

Albert wrote:I can't wait for this game, which is also known as, "and finally on match of the day".

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Post  RhinoJagz on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 2:18 pm

Anichebe starts ahead of Drenthe in only change from last week. Home crowd get to cheer Super Darren Gibson for first time. Billy on the bench thank fuck!

Everton: Howard, Neville (c), Duffy, Heitinga, Baines, Gibson, Fellaini, Cahill, Anichebe, Donovan, Saha. Subs: Mucha, Hibbert, Bilyaletdinov, Drenthe, Stracqualursi, Gueye, Vellios.

Blackburn: Robinson, Olsson, Givet, Dunn, Pedersen, Petrovic, Nzonzi, Dann, Hoilett, Goodwillie, Lowe. Subs: Bunn, Formica, Rochina, Vukcevic, Hanley, Henley, Modeste.

3-1 Everton. Anichebe x 3... Very Happy

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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 2:25 pm

"Everton captain Phil Neville celebrates his 35th birthday today with manager David Moyes hailing his professionalism: "He continues to work weekly and daily as if it is his last day".
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Post  Blue gazza on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 2:29 pm

Bluejags wrote:Anichebe starts ahead of Drenthe in only change from last week. Home crowd get to cheer Super Darren Gibson for first time. Billy on the bench thank fuck!

Everton: Howard, Neville (c), Duffy, Heitinga, Baines, Gibson, Fellaini, Cahill, Anichebe, Donovan, Saha. Subs: Mucha, Hibbert, Bilyaletdinov, Drenthe, Stracqualursi, Gueye, Vellios.

Blackburn: Robinson, Olsson, Givet, Dunn, Pedersen, Petrovic, Nzonzi, Dann, Hoilett, Goodwillie, Lowe. Subs: Bunn, Formica, Rochina, Vukcevic, Hanley, Henley, Modeste.

3-1 Everton. Anichebe x 3... Very Happy

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Post  Mr_Ben on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 2:36 pm

Everton: Howard, Neville, Duffy, Heitinga, Baines, Donovan, Gibson, Fellaini, Anichebe, Cahill, Saha. Subs: Mucha, Hibbert, Bilyaletdinov, Drenthe, Stracqualursi, Gueye, Vellios.


Blackburn: Robinson, Lowe, Dann, Givet, Olsson, Nzonzi, Hoilett, Petrovic, Dunn, Pedersen, Goodwillie. Subs: Bunn, Modeste, Formica, Rochina, Vukcevic, Hanley, Henley.

No Samba for Blackburn, big bonus
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Post  Mr_Ben on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 2:37 pm

felli's 5 yr plan wrote:
Bluejags wrote:Anichebe starts ahead of Drenthe in only change from last week. Home crowd get to cheer Super Darren Gibson for first time. Billy on the bench thank fuck!

Everton: Howard, Neville (c), Duffy, Heitinga, Baines, Gibson, Fellaini, Cahill, Anichebe, Donovan, Saha. Subs: Mucha, Hibbert, Bilyaletdinov, Drenthe, Stracqualursi, Gueye, Vellios.

Blackburn: Robinson, Olsson, Givet, Dunn, Pedersen, Petrovic, Nzonzi, Dann, Hoilett, Goodwillie, Lowe. Subs: Bunn, Formica, Rochina, Vukcevic, Hanley, Henley, Modeste.

3-1 Everton. Anichebe x 3... Very Happy

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Post  Armchair on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 2:37 pm

Presumably we'll be playing 4-5-1 with Vic at LW. I was hoping for two up front but oh well.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 2:39 pm

Armchair Evertonian wrote:Presumably we'll be playing 4-5-1 with Vic at LW. I was hoping for two up front but oh well.
2 up front? What have you been smoking today? Rolling Eyes Wink
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Post  Armchair on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 2:46 pm

1436: FULL-TIME Norwich 0-0 Chelsea
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Post  Doc( Ninetoes )blue on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 2:47 pm

Guess what i'm going to ask for ? Very Happy
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 2:47 pm

Armchair Evertonian wrote:1436: FULL-TIME Norwich 0-0 Chelsea
Good point for Norwich. I think we can now safely say that Chelsea will not win the title.
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Post  Armchair on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 2:48 pm

Doc( Ninetoes )blue wrote:Guess what i'm going to ask for ? Very Happy

Try one of these: http://www.footballstreaming.info/streams/todays-links/
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Post  Armchair on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 2:49 pm

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Armchair Evertonian wrote:Presumably we'll be playing 4-5-1 with Vic at LW. I was hoping for two up front but oh well.
2 up front? What have you been smoking today? Rolling Eyes Wink

"I have a dream! That one day, Moyes might play two up front at home against relegation fodder"
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Post  Dixie Land on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 2:49 pm

Armchair Evertonian wrote:
Doc( Ninetoes )blue wrote:Guess what i'm going to ask for ? Very Happy

Try one of these: http://www.footballstreaming.info/streams/todays-links/

This one should work as well:

http://www.atdhenet.tv/42958/watch-everton-vs-blackburn
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 2:50 pm

Armchair Evertonian wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Armchair Evertonian wrote:Presumably we'll be playing 4-5-1 with Vic at LW. I was hoping for two up front but oh well.
2 up front? What have you been smoking today? Rolling Eyes Wink

"I have a dream! That one day, Moyes might play two up front at home against relegation fodder"
cheers lol! You might get shot before that happen mate. affraid
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Post  Armchair on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 2:52 pm

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Armchair Evertonian wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Armchair Evertonian wrote:Presumably we'll be playing 4-5-1 with Vic at LW. I was hoping for two up front but oh well.
2 up front? What have you been smoking today? Rolling Eyes Wink

"I have a dream! That one day, Moyes might play two up front at home against relegation fodder"
cheers lol! You might get shot before that happen mate. affraid

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Post  Dixie Land on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 2:53 pm

Armchair Evertonian wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Armchair Evertonian wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Armchair Evertonian wrote:Presumably we'll be playing 4-5-1 with Vic at LW. I was hoping for two up front but oh well.
2 up front? What have you been smoking today? Rolling Eyes Wink

"I have a dream! That one day, Moyes might play two up front at home against relegation fodder"
cheers lol! You might get shot before that happen mate. affraid

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Post  Armchair on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 2:53 pm

A win today will take us to within one point of Norwich! lol!
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Post  Armchair on Sat 21 Jan 2012, 2:54 pm

Dixie Land wrote:
Armchair Evertonian wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Armchair Evertonian wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Armchair Evertonian wrote:Presumably we'll be playing 4-5-1 with Vic at LW. I was hoping for two up front but oh well.
2 up front? What have you been smoking today? Rolling Eyes Wink

"I have a dream! That one day, Moyes might play two up front at home against relegation fodder"
cheers lol! You might get shot before that happen mate. affraid

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