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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Sat 04 Feb 2012, 5:05 pm

Match six of my 100 match thread run puts the mighty toffees up against the money pots cockney wankers of chavski... this shower of southern shite have a racist as skipper & twat at full back that shoots academy kids & a russian mafia dick supplying the reddies...

This game is made for us to play one up front & cometh the hour cometh the Jelly belly... 1-0 from a slippery Jellied-eel poacher.

Hibbo will have four goals disallowed & there will be a riot in each main stand as a result and all occupants will be evacuated as a result of the premature riots.. so even though we will win 1-0, there will be no-one in the ground to see it.

Martin Atkinson will officiate & will send off seven Everton players for talking & will allow Chavski to play with 4 goalies, six alsatians & a rather attractive looking goat.

Who the fuck is AVB anyway cheers cheers

COYB


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Re: Everton 2 Chelsea 0 (Pienaar, Stracqualursi)

Post  Lumper on Sat 04 Feb 2012, 5:13 pm

You're eager.

Everton 7 v Chelsea 6.

The Chavs will be 6 nil up at half time. Victor will be brought off the bench scoring a double hattrick in the last 10 minutes.

Hibbert will score the 7th after a dribble that would Messi could only dream of.
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Post  Super on Thu 09 Feb 2012, 11:38 am

Cahill, Coleman, Jags & Osman still out. Rodwell back.
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Post  hairy cataract on Thu 09 Feb 2012, 11:45 am

Any pics of the goat?
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Post  Super on Thu 09 Feb 2012, 11:52 am

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Post  Mr_Ben on Thu 09 Feb 2012, 1:02 pm

no Saha to score

Chelsea's defence was terrible against Man U.

1-3 Torres hat trick
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Post  Statman on Thu 09 Feb 2012, 1:02 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:Match six of my 100 match thread run puts the mighty toffees up against the money pots cockney wankers of chavski... this shower of southern shite have a racist as skipper & twat at full back that shoots academy kids & a russian mafia dick supplying the reddies...

This game is made for us to play one up front & cometh the hour cometh the Jelly belly... 1-0 from a slippery Jellied-eel poacher.

Hibbo will have four goals disallowed & there will be a riot in each main stand as a result and all occupants will be evacuated as a result of the premature riots.. so even though we will win 1-0, there will be no-one in the ground to see it.

Martin Atkinson will officiate & will send off seven Everton players for talking & will allow Chavski to play with 4 goalies, six alsatians & a rather attractive looking goat.

Who the fuck is AVB anyway cheers cheers

COYB

That's a brave prediction! Laughing
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Post  notepad on Thu 09 Feb 2012, 9:40 pm

Does AVB crouching all the time piss anyone else off?? Stand up man!!
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Post  SouthernSmugToffee on Sat 11 Feb 2012, 12:14 am

Donovan to crock Cashley Cole again so Baines gets to play at Euro 2012. tongue
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Post  Armchair on Sat 11 Feb 2012, 9:43 am

SouthernSmugToffee wrote:Donovan to crock Cashley Cole again so Baines gets to play at Euro 2012, have his head turned by the players who play for the Sky 4/5/6 and then hand in a transfer request when England get back home (after 3 games). tongue

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Post  Cahill the Great on Sat 11 Feb 2012, 10:42 am

For some reason I have fancied us to win this game all week!

2-1 to Everton! cheers
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 11 Feb 2012, 1:42 pm

Cahill the Great wrote:For some reason I have fancied us to win this game all week!

2-1 to Everton! cheers
I'll take that! And I have it in my tipster as well. cheers
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Post  Dixie Land on Sat 11 Feb 2012, 1:45 pm

News is that Jelavic has a virus and will not be involved today. Looks like another Stracq attack.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 11 Feb 2012, 1:48 pm

Dixie Land wrote:News is that Jelavic has a virus and will not be involved today. Looks like another Stracq attack.
Will Moyes play Vic up front then with the Straq? I am guessing not...
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Post  Dixie Land on Sat 11 Feb 2012, 1:52 pm

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:News is that Jelavic has a virus and will not be involved today. Looks like another Stracq attack.
Will Moyes play Vic up front then with the Straq? I am guessing not...

I can see Vic playing on the right wing once Landon has gone but not today.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 11 Feb 2012, 1:56 pm

Dixie Land wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:News is that Jelavic has a virus and will not be involved today. Looks like another Stracq attack.
Will Moyes play Vic up front then with the Straq? I am guessing not...

I can see Vic playing on the right wing once Landon has gone but not today.
I was hoping for 2 strikers from the start. Laughing
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Post  Dixie Land on Sat 11 Feb 2012, 2:20 pm

Howard, Baines, Heitinga, Distin, Stracqualursi, Cahill, Donovan, Fellaini, Gibson, Neville, Pienaar

subs: Mucha, Hibbert, Drenthe, Gueye, Barkley, Vellios, Duffy.



Chelsea XI: Cech, Ivanovic, Cole, Luiz, Essien, Lampard, Torres, Mata, Meireles, Bosingwa, Sturridge.

Subs: Turnbull, Mikel, Malouda, Lukaku, Ferreira, Cahill, Bertrand
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 11 Feb 2012, 2:26 pm

Dixie Land wrote:Howard, Baines, Heitinga, Distin, Stracqualursi, Cahill, Donovan, Fellaini, Gibson, Neville, Pienaar

subs: Mucha, Hibbert, Drenthe, Gueye, Barkley, Vellios, Duffy.



Chelsea XI: Cech, Ivanovic, Cole, Luiz, Essien, Lampard, Torres, Mata, Meireles, Bosingwa, Sturridge.

Subs: Turnbull, Mikel, Malouda, Lukaku, Ferreira, Cahill, Bertrand
The Straq is RB? Laughing
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 11 Feb 2012, 2:28 pm

Looking at the line ups I am a little bit concerned with the midfield - we are lacking some pace in the middle of the pitch. I hope they can contain the speedier Chelsea players.
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Post  Dixie Land on Sat 11 Feb 2012, 2:44 pm

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:Howard, Baines, Heitinga, Distin, Stracqualursi, Cahill, Donovan, Fellaini, Gibson, Neville, Pienaar

subs: Mucha, Hibbert, Drenthe, Gueye, Barkley, Vellios, Duffy.



Chelsea XI: Cech, Ivanovic, Cole, Luiz, Essien, Lampard, Torres, Mata, Meireles, Bosingwa, Sturridge.

Subs: Turnbull, Mikel, Malouda, Lukaku, Ferreira, Cahill, Bertrand
The Straq is RB? Laughing



I think it is in squad number order (apart from the keepers). They do that at Goodison every game and it confuses me.
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Sat 11 Feb 2012, 2:50 pm

Has anyone found a feed?

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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 11 Feb 2012, 2:50 pm

Any links?
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Post  Lumper on Sat 11 Feb 2012, 2:57 pm

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