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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Sat 10 Mar 2012, 8:19 pm

No time to lose in getting match 10 of my unbeaten 100 up & running, as Tuesday evening sees us travel to Analfield for a 8pm derby kick off.

Hot off the back of beating Spuds we look to have a full squad available again, apart from Gibbo who is likely to need a little longer recovery time.

Surely Jelly will keep his place after his home debut goal & who could deny Heits & Dizzy their CB slots after the second half performance against Spuds.

All of our black players will be issued with ear plugs to fend off Uruguayan terms of affection & Tim Howard will borrow the Olympic diving score boards to have the final vote on the Stevie Me La & goofy racist high board triple twist belly flops in the penalty area.

Bruce Lee will be conducting the half time entertainment with a Dirk Kuyt mask on.

We are going to stuff this horrible, horrible, horrible, bunch of fuckwits in their own back passage .. 1-3 No scorer for the shite but Sky will award them a goal anyway, Hibbo, Hibbo & Howard... Hibbo to actually break the bar with a penalty miss & the game halted for 15 minutes while a new goal is erected.

Who the fuck is KKKenny anyway cheers cheers

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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Sat 10 Mar 2012, 8:39 pm

Loving the intros you're giving. Here's hoping it continues after this one especially. Very Happy

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Post  hairy cataract on Sat 10 Mar 2012, 9:36 pm

A quick glance at RAWK reveals that the RS are worried. I employed Google Translate (Norwegian edition) to read the posts and they're shitting it cos the boys in blue have got more bottle than their shitbags in the red. Kuyt worries me, and they will definitely get at least one pen cos they're cheating fucking cunts, so I think we will have to score at least twice to get a point. 2-2. Will settle for that, but a 5-0 win for us would be better.
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Post  Statman on Sat 10 Mar 2012, 11:18 pm

hairy cataract wrote:A quick glance at RAWK reveals that the RS are worried. I employed Google Translate (Norwegian edition) to read the posts and they're shitting it cos the boys in blue have got more bottle than their shitbags in the red. Kuyt worries me, and they will definitely get at least one pen cos they're cheating fucking cunts, so I think we will have to score at least twice to get a point. 2-2. Will settle for that, but a 5-0 win for us would be better.

Never gonna happen. Even if we were the World Champions and they were playing in the B&Q 5th Division they would still piss on our parade.
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Post  Armchair on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:03 am

Apparently they are having a good season and we are having a bad season. So I'd love it if we beat them...and go above them in the table. Fucking love it.
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Post  Mr_Ben on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:23 am

Was last season's game the 2-2, with Distin and Beckford scoring or have I jumped a year.

Well how many times have we been here before. We are on a run, playing well, near full fit squad. Shite playing shite with players shite. Up comes a derby and we bottle it.

I'd take a point now but no doubt we'll lose. 3-1. Carrol getting 2, Kuyt (OG) for us (he has to score in the game), Les Ferdinand getting their 3rd in the 98th minute.

I just hope we don't get any injuries or suspensions for the FA Cup game.
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Post  Bryan on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:50 am

red card, Drenthe

pen for them

dreary shite, and not just the team in RED!

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Post  TD's Powder of Sympathy on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 12:04 pm

Royston won't start - Pienaar will come in for him. 2-0 Blues - Peanut Jeli & egg on their face.


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Post  RhinoJagz on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 12:53 pm

Just looking at Shite league form and its been abysmal. Only one win this year and that was against dead man walk McCarthy at Wolves. Their form has been masked by Cup performances against either lower league teams or against two Manchester clubs who only had a passing interest in FA & League cups.

Cant score, manager in denial, hated by neutrals.....................only one outcome possible..

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2-0 Liverpool, Kuyt x 2 Crying or Very sad

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Post  Statman on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 2:46 pm

Mr_Ben wrote:Was last season's game the 2-2, with Distin and Beckford scoring or have I jumped a year.

Well how many times have we been here before. We are on a run, playing well, near full fit squad. Shite playing shite with players shite. Up comes a derby and we bottle it.

I'd take a point now but no doubt we'll lose. 3-1. Carrol getting 2, Kuyt (OG) for us (he has to score in the game), Les Ferdinand getting their 3rd in the 98th minute.

I just hope we don't get any injuries or suspensions for the FA Cup game.

Les Ferdinand doesn't play for them anymore.
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 3:25 pm

Mr_Ben wrote:Was last season's game the 2-2, with Distin and Beckford scoring or have I jumped a year.

Well how many times have we been here before. We are on a run, playing well, near full fit squad. Shite playing shite with players shite. Up comes a derby and we bottle it.

I'd take a point now but no doubt we'll lose. 3-1. Carrol getting 2, Kuyt (OG) for us (he has to score in the game), Les Ferdinand getting their 3rd in the 98th minute.

I just hope we don't get any injuries or suspensions for the FA Cup game.
I fear the same. Maybe it's a good thing the game is on Tuesday during the middle of the day for me so I won't be able to watch it. I'll nervesously follow it online though.

Anyway, I would probably take a draw at the moment, but expect nothing. Sad
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Post  The President on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 4:36 pm

Everton have me in that "Dare to Hope" phase.

2-0 cheers cheers Don't care who scores
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Post  Dixie Land on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 4:48 pm

Toffee Dan wrote:Royston won't start - Pienaar will come in for him. 2-0 Blues - Peanut Jeli & egg on their face.


That is a possibility Dan but I think that Moyes might drop Coleman and play Drenthe and Pienaar on the wings.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 5:03 pm

Dixie Land wrote:
Toffee Dan wrote:Royston won't start - Pienaar will come in for him. 2-0 Blues - Peanut Jeli & egg on their face.


That is a possibility Dan but I think that Moyes might drop Coleman and play Drenthe and Pienaar on the wings.
That would be my preference... we are better than them & should attack... Drenthe & Pienaar gives us two really strong attacking wingers.. Jelly as the striker with Cahill tucked behind & Felli & Ossie in the middle... J5 & Dizzy have to hold their places IMO & Baines & Howard is a given, which only leaves Hibbo..

--------------Howard------------

Hibbo-----Distin-----J5------Baines

-----------Felli---Ossie---------
Drenthe------------------Pienaar

---------------Cahill-------------

----------------Jelly-------------
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Post  Dixie Land on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 5:06 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
Toffee Dan wrote:Royston won't start - Pienaar will come in for him. 2-0 Blues - Peanut Jeli & egg on their face.


That is a possibility Dan but I think that Moyes might drop Coleman and play Drenthe and Pienaar on the wings.
That would be my preference... we are better than them & should attack... Drenthe & Pienaar gives us two really strong attacking wingers.. Jelly as the striker with Cahill tucked behind & Felli & Ossie in the middle... J5 & Dizzy have to hold their places IMO & Baines & Howard is a given, which only leaves Hibbo..

--------------Howard------------

Hibbo-----Distin-----J5------Baines

-----------Felli---Ossie---------
Drenthe------------------Pienaar

---------------Cahill-------------

----------------Jelly-------------

I would pick that side as well mate but I think Moyes will go for Neville in place of Hibbo.
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Post  mindyerEnvelopeMister? on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 5:06 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
Toffee Dan wrote:Royston won't start - Pienaar will come in for him. 2-0 Blues - Peanut Jeli & egg on their face.


That is a possibility Dan but I think that Moyes might drop Coleman and play Drenthe and Pienaar on the wings.
That would be my preference... we are better than them & should attack... Drenthe & Pienaar gives us two really strong attacking wingers.. Jelly as the striker with Cahill tucked behind & Felli & Ossie in the middle... J5 & Dizzy have to hold their places IMO & Baines & Howard is a given, which only leaves Hibbo..

--------------Howard------------

Hibbo-----Distin-----J5------Baines

-----------Felli---Ossie---------
Drenthe------------------Pienaar

---------------Cahill-------------

----------------Jelly-------------

Neville, not Hibbo. Give the racist something to complain about.

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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 5:07 pm

Dixie Land wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
Toffee Dan wrote:Royston won't start - Pienaar will come in for him. 2-0 Blues - Peanut Jeli & egg on their face.


That is a possibility Dan but I think that Moyes might drop Coleman and play Drenthe and Pienaar on the wings.
That would be my preference... we are better than them & should attack... Drenthe & Pienaar gives us two really strong attacking wingers.. Jelly as the striker with Cahill tucked behind & Felli & Ossie in the middle... J5 & Dizzy have to hold their places IMO & Baines & Howard is a given, which only leaves Hibbo..

--------------Howard------------

Hibbo-----Distin-----J5------Baines

-----------Felli---Ossie---------
Drenthe------------------Pienaar

---------------Cahill-------------

----------------Jelly-------------

I would pick that side as well mate but I think Moyes will go for Neville in place of Hibbo.
I was thinking similar... I think he may sacrifice Cahill for Pip & play 5 in the middle though
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Post  Royal Blue Mersey on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 5:17 pm

Well I am a miserable old sod but I'm afraid it's going be the usual farce.
We play them off the park but we will get a red card and concede at least one penalty.
Remember they have at Two expert diving bastards who con referees to get opponents sent off.
2-0 to the RS.
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Post  Yankthattoffee on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 6:26 pm

Royal Blue Mersey wrote:Well I am a miserable old sod but I'm afraid it's going be the usual farce.
We play them off the park but we will get a red card and concede at least one penalty.
Remember they have at Two expert diving bastards who con referees to get opponents sent off.
2-0 to the RS.
DM needs to start the psychological warfare a.s.a.p. Get under KKKeny's skin and warn off the ref. Any idea who the ref is?
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 6:34 pm

Yankthattoffee wrote:
Royal Blue Mersey wrote:Well I am a miserable old sod but I'm afraid it's going be the usual farce.
We play them off the park but we will get a red card and concede at least one penalty.
Remember they have at Two expert diving bastards who con referees to get opponents sent off.
2-0 to the RS.
DM needs to start the psychological warfare a.s.a.p. Get under KKKeny's skin and warn off the ref. Any idea who the ref is?
Dowd according to the refs chat forum... he was the ref for the Suarez / Evra incident I think ???
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Post  mindyerEnvelopeMister? on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:49 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:
Royal Blue Mersey wrote:Well I am a miserable old sod but I'm afraid it's going be the usual farce.
We play them off the park but we will get a red card and concede at least one penalty.
Remember they have at Two expert diving bastards who con referees to get opponents sent off.
2-0 to the RS.
DM needs to start the psychological warfare a.s.a.p. Get under KKKeny's skin and warn off the ref. Any idea who the ref is?
Dowd according to the refs chat forum... he was the ref for the Suarez / Evra incident I think ???

He's generally pretty fair to us. Helps I think that he got a nice welcome on his first game back after his cancer scare.
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Post  Dixie Land on Sun 11 Mar 2012, 10:53 pm

mindyerho? wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Yankthattoffee wrote:
Royal Blue Mersey wrote:Well I am a miserable old sod but I'm afraid it's going be the usual farce.
We play them off the park but we will get a red card and concede at least one penalty.
Remember they have at Two expert diving bastards who con referees to get opponents sent off.
2-0 to the RS.
DM needs to start the psychological warfare a.s.a.p. Get under KKKeny's skin and warn off the ref. Any idea who the ref is?
Dowd according to the refs chat forum... he was the ref for the Suarez / Evra incident I think ???

He's generally pretty fair to us. Helps I think that he got a nice welcome on his first game back after his cancer scare.

Was that not Mark Halsey?
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Post  TD's Powder of Sympathy on Mon 12 Mar 2012, 12:27 am

I've been to well over 40 Derby matches over the years I think - I can remember about 8-9 wins at Goodison (a few in the FA Cup), 2 at the Tin Mine (2-0 League, 1-0 League Cup) & a Charity Shield win at Wembley - could do with another one to erase the memory of all their stolen wins - of course I'm not there on Tuesday but in spirit at least. It's our turn to get a lucky win I think.

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Post  Mr_Ben on Mon 12 Mar 2012, 8:45 am

Dixie Land wrote:
Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Dixie Land wrote:
Toffee Dan wrote:Royston won't start - Pienaar will come in for him. 2-0 Blues - Peanut Jeli & egg on their face.


That is a possibility Dan but I think that Moyes might drop Coleman and play Drenthe and Pienaar on the wings.
That would be my preference... we are better than them & should attack... Drenthe & Pienaar gives us two really strong attacking wingers.. Jelly as the striker with Cahill tucked behind & Felli & Ossie in the middle... J5 & Dizzy have to hold their places IMO & Baines & Howard is a given, which only leaves Hibbo..

--------------Howard------------

Hibbo-----Distin-----J5------Baines

-----------Felli---Ossie---------
Drenthe------------------Pienaar

---------------Cahill-------------

----------------Jelly-------------

I would pick that side as well mate but I think Moyes will go for Neville in place of Hibbo.

also Jags in for Drenthe, Ossie at RM, with J5 in at CDM. Pip at RB
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Post  TD's Powder of Sympathy on Mon 12 Mar 2012, 9:00 pm

About face - Gerrard does the underdog thing and attempts to rally the troops!!

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/mar/12/steven-gerrard-liverpool-everton


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