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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Mon 11 Aug 2014, 1:04 pm

Robbie has a lot of good words to say about this lad... Played well against Paderborn apparently & scored this little beauty

Is he our new senior striker ?

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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Mon 11 Aug 2014, 1:29 pm

That's a great little move there! Wonderful!

And thanks for posting the video.
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Post  Gravy & Chips on Mon 11 Aug 2014, 2:33 pm

He'll never make it.....  tongue 
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Post  Blue gazza on Mon 11 Aug 2014, 5:37 pm

SIGN HIM ................ Very Happy 
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Post  Tonteau on Wed 29 Oct 2014, 4:20 pm

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Post  hairy cataract on Wed 29 Oct 2014, 4:51 pm


learning the kitten soft technique from Ossie?
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Thu 30 Oct 2014, 12:17 pm

hairberto cataract wrote:

learning the kitten soft technique from Ossie?  
Looks more like he learned it from Eto'o. Very Happy
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Post  hairy cataract on Thu 30 Oct 2014, 5:22 pm

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:

learning the kitten soft technique from Ossie?  
Looks more like he learned it from Eto'o. Very Happy

Except in slow motion… my nan could have saved that.
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Post  Sack the Juggler on Thu 30 Oct 2014, 5:31 pm

hairberto cataract wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:

learning the kitten soft technique from Ossie?  
Looks more like he learned it from Eto'o. Very Happy

Except in slow motion… my nan could have saved that.
I thought exactly the same, hairy's nan could have laid her knitting on that, and the goalie is only 4' 6"
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Post  Tonteau on Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:14 pm

Sack the Juggler wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:

learning the kitten soft technique from Ossie?  
Looks more like he learned it from Eto'o. Very Happy

Except in slow motion… my nan could have saved that.
I thought exactly the same, hairy's nan could have laid her knitting on that, and the goalie is only 4' 6"

Think you're both underestimating the level of bend on that. The keeper looks like he thinks it's going out before realising the curl is bringing it back in. It pretty much goes in off the post, too. Lovely technique. Did similar against paderborn in pre season.
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Post  Sack the Juggler on Thu 30 Oct 2014, 11:57 pm

Tonteau wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:

learning the kitten soft technique from Ossie?  
Looks more like he learned it from Eto'o. Very Happy

Except in slow motion… my nan could have saved that.
I thought exactly the same, hairy's nan could have laid her knitting on that, and the goalie is only 4' 6"

Think you're both underestimating the level of bend on that. The keeper looks like he thinks it's going out before realising the curl is bringing it back in. It pretty much goes in off the post, too. Lovely technique. Did similar against paderborn in pre season.
not at all misunderestimating it, there is a lot of bend on it, but he's passed it in, we've all done that, we used to practice it in the park when we were kids, long before beckham did it (and before he was born in my case), goalies for jumpers and all that

Anyway, a prem goalie would have that easy, and a prem defence wouldn't have given him the space, not saying it didn't look nice, it did, but he's playing against kids, in the prem he would have so many touches to set it up and he'll have to hit it a lot harder, and still get the same bend on it, and he knows all that too.

He knows the prem will be a big step up for him, and I'm sure he'll respond when he gets his chance.... Hang on, where was I again? Oh yeah that beckham, she loves it up the arse she does, dirty cow
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Re: Chris Long (2014 surprise player?)

Post  sefton on Fri 31 Oct 2014, 8:31 am

Sack the Juggler wrote:
Tonteau wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:

learning the kitten soft technique from Ossie?  
Looks more like he learned it from Eto'o. Very Happy

Except in slow motion… my nan could have saved that.
I thought exactly the same, hairy's nan could have laid her knitting on that, and the goalie is only 4' 6"

Think you're both underestimating the level of bend on that. The keeper looks like he thinks it's going out before realising the curl is bringing it back in. It pretty much goes in off the post, too. Lovely technique. Did similar against paderborn in pre season.
not at all misunderestimating it, there is a lot of bend on it, but he's passed it in, we've all done that, we used to practice it in the park when we were kids, long before beckham did it (and before he was born in my case), goalies for jumpers and all that

Anyway, a prem goalie would have that easy, and a prem defence wouldn't have given him the space, not saying it didn't look nice, it did, but he's playing against kids, in the prem he would have so many touches to set it up and he'll have to hit it a lot harder, and still get the same bend on it, and he knows all that too.

He knows the prem will be a big step up for him, and I'm sure he'll respond when he gets his chance.... Hang on, where was I again? Oh yeah that beckham, she loves it up the arse she does, dirty cow

The fact of the matter is ? Chris Long knows were the goal is irrespective of a soft touch goal or Hairy's granny could have saved it , he'll score more than Kone. As for giving the lad a chance, keep him on the bench and bring him on in games we are comfortably in charge of 2/3 up..
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Post  hairy cataract on Fri 31 Oct 2014, 10:24 am

SEFTON wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
Tonteau wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:

learning the kitten soft technique from Ossie?  
Looks more like he learned it from Eto'o. Very Happy

Except in slow motion… my nan could have saved that.
I thought exactly the same, hairy's nan could have laid her knitting on that, and the goalie is only 4' 6"

Think you're both underestimating the level of bend on that. The keeper looks like he thinks it's going out before realising the curl is bringing it back in. It pretty much goes in off the post, too. Lovely technique. Did similar against paderborn in pre season.
not at all misunderestimating it, there is a lot of bend on it, but he's passed it in, we've all done that, we used to practice it in the park when we were kids, long before beckham did it (and before he was born in my case), goalies for jumpers and all that

Anyway, a prem goalie would have that easy, and a prem defence wouldn't have given him the space, not saying it didn't look nice, it did, but he's playing against kids, in the prem he would have so many touches to set it up and he'll have to hit it a lot harder, and still get the same bend on it, and he knows all that too.

He knows the prem will be a big step up for him, and I'm sure he'll respond when he gets his chance.... Hang on, where was I again? Oh yeah that beckham, she loves it up the arse she does, dirty cow

The fact of the matter is ? Chris Long knows were the goal is irrespective of a soft touch goal or Hairy's granny could have saved it , he'll score more than Kone. As for giving the lad a chance, keep him on the bench and bring him on in games we are comfortably in charge of 2/3 up..
We'll see. Like Sacko says, that wouldn't happen in the PL, so there's no point looking at a goal like that and thinking he;s ready to step up. The coaching staff will be seeing what he's doing day in day out, when he's training with the big boys, and if he was amazing he'd be getting a game, whatever his age. Hopefully he'll be able to step up, but I'm not going to start getting excited based on him passing it round a midget goalie in an under-14 ladies game.
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Post  RhinoJagz on Fri 31 Oct 2014, 11:29 am

Side angle just before the shot was taken.

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Post  sefton on Fri 31 Oct 2014, 11:39 am

Bluejagz wrote:Side angle just before the shot was taken.



Is that Hairy ,Been there-seen it- got the jumper/goal post. lol!
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Post  Tonteau on Fri 31 Oct 2014, 2:06 pm

hairberto cataract wrote:
SEFTON wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
Tonteau wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:

learning the kitten soft technique from Ossie?  
Looks more like he learned it from Eto'o. Very Happy

Except in slow motion… my nan could have saved that.
I thought exactly the same, hairy's nan could have laid her knitting on that, and the goalie is only 4' 6"

Think you're both underestimating the level of bend on that. The keeper looks like he thinks it's going out before realising the curl is bringing it back in. It pretty much goes in off the post, too. Lovely technique. Did similar against paderborn in pre season.
not at all misunderestimating it, there is a lot of bend on it, but he's passed it in, we've all done that, we used to practice it in the park when we were kids, long before beckham did it (and before he was born in my case), goalies for jumpers and all that

Anyway, a prem goalie would have that easy, and a prem defence wouldn't have given him the space, not saying it didn't look nice, it did, but he's playing against kids, in the prem he would have so many touches to set it up and he'll have to hit it a lot harder, and still get the same bend on it, and he knows all that too.

He knows the prem will be a big step up for him, and I'm sure he'll respond when he gets his chance.... Hang on, where was I again? Oh yeah that beckham, she loves it up the arse she does, dirty cow

The fact of the matter is ? Chris Long knows were the goal is irrespective of a soft touch goal or Hairy's granny could have saved it , he'll score more than Kone. As for giving the lad a chance, keep him on the bench and bring him on in games we are comfortably in charge of 2/3 up..
We'll see. Like Sacko says, that wouldn't happen in the PL, so there's no point looking at a goal like that and thinking he;s ready to step up.  The coaching staff will be seeing what he's doing day in day out, when he's training with the big boys, and if he was amazing he'd be getting a game, whatever his age.  Hopefully he'll be able to step up, but I'm not going to start getting excited based on him passing it round a midget goalie in an under-14 ladies game.

Well excuse me for enjoying a nice goal from one of our youth teamers. I bet you he does score one in the premier league. I bet you he scores 50 of the fuckers in one season and I'll be back on here to proclaim myself a football genius.
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Post  Sack the Juggler on Fri 31 Oct 2014, 2:10 pm

Tonteau wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:
SEFTON wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
Tonteau wrote:
Sack the Juggler wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:
Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:
hairberto cataract wrote:

learning the kitten soft technique from Ossie?  
Looks more like he learned it from Eto'o. Very Happy

Except in slow motion… my nan could have saved that.
I thought exactly the same, hairy's nan could have laid her knitting on that, and the goalie is only 4' 6"

Think you're both underestimating the level of bend on that. The keeper looks like he thinks it's going out before realising the curl is bringing it back in. It pretty much goes in off the post, too. Lovely technique. Did similar against paderborn in pre season.
not at all misunderestimating it, there is a lot of bend on it, but he's passed it in, we've all done that, we used to practice it in the park when we were kids, long before beckham did it (and before he was born in my case), goalies for jumpers and all that

Anyway, a prem goalie would have that easy, and a prem defence wouldn't have given him the space, not saying it didn't look nice, it did, but he's playing against kids, in the prem he would have so many touches to set it up and he'll have to hit it a lot harder, and still get the same bend on it, and he knows all that too.

He knows the prem will be a big step up for him, and I'm sure he'll respond when he gets his chance.... Hang on, where was I again? Oh yeah that beckham, she loves it up the arse she does, dirty cow

The fact of the matter is ? Chris Long knows were the goal is irrespective of a soft touch goal or Hairy's granny could have saved it , he'll score more than Kone. As for giving the lad a chance, keep him on the bench and bring him on in games we are comfortably in charge of 2/3 up..
We'll see. Like Sacko says, that wouldn't happen in the PL, so there's no point looking at a goal like that and thinking he;s ready to step up.  The coaching staff will be seeing what he's doing day in day out, when he's training with the big boys, and if he was amazing he'd be getting a game, whatever his age.  Hopefully he'll be able to step up, but I'm not going to start getting excited based on him passing it round a midget goalie in an under-14 ladies game.

Well excuse me for enjoying a nice goal from one of our youth teamers. I bet you he does score one in the premier league. I bet you he scores 50 of the fuckers in one season and I'll be back on here to proclaim myself a football genius.
nah, if he scores 50 of them fuckers in one season we'll declare him a football genius instead Very Happy
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Post  Tonteau on Fri 31 Oct 2014, 2:25 pm

I've already delcared him that.
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Post  Super on Tue 20 Jan 2015, 10:22 am

Striker Chris Long has today moved to Brentford on a one-month loan.

The young forward is available to Mark Warburton's side with immediate effect and could make his debut at Norwich City on Saturday.

After finishing second in League One last term, Brentford are currently fifth in the Championship and in the hunt for back-to-back promotions.

Long's switch will see him reunited with former Everton Under-21s coach and now Bees assistant boss David Weir, while former Blues defender Jake Bidwell is also on the books at Griffin Park. The deal lasts until 21 February and he will be eligible for Brentford's game that weekend.

A regular for Everton's development squad this season, Long netted in the first-team's pre-season friendly at German side SC Paderborn in the summer and was handed his senior debut as a substitute in last month's Europa League clash with FC Krasnodar.

It will be his second Football League loan spell after he played four games in League One for MK Dons last season, scoring once.

As well as Saturday's trip to Carrow Road, Long will be available for games against Middlesbrough, Leeds United, Watford and Charlton Athletic.
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Post  My other LB is a Ferrari on Fri 03 Apr 2015, 8:33 pm

Not sure if he even got a touch in the 20mins he got today. A couple good runs, but no pass to him... Walks a lot... Sleep
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Post  Super on Tue 28 Jul 2015, 10:25 am

Burnley are set to unveil Everton striker Chris Long as their third summer signing today. While the precise nature of the deal is to be confirmed, the 20-year-old is expected to tie up a move to Turf Moor after a slight delay yesterday evening.
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Post  Armchair on Tue 28 Jul 2015, 5:09 pm

Another one who didn't make it.
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Post  Sack the Juggler on Tue 28 Jul 2015, 5:18 pm

Armchair wrote:Another one who didn't make it.
bet you he scores 50 of them fuckers in a season for Brentford though.... football genius that he is Very Happy
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