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Post  hairy cataract on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 3:40 pm

Attempted bicycle kick by Kone unintentionally hilarious.
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Post  hairy cataract on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 3:41 pm

Mirallas been okay. Gibbo doing his bit. Ah, fuck it, I can't even be arsed thinking about it. Just boring, end of season, shit.
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Post  hairy cataract on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 3:42 pm

Bit unnecessary from Gibbo. Lucky not get a red.
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Post  hairy cataract on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 3:46 pm


BBC

The tedium is broken at Goodison Park as Kone makes the worst ever attempt at an overhead kick & the everyone dissolves into laughter.
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Post  hairy cataract on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 3:49 pm

Nil nil and we're lucky to go in level.

Dogshite. BOOOOO!!!!

Sack the dickhead.
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Post  Armchair on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 3:50 pm

Level 3 on boo-ometer at GP.
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Post  mindyerKoelMister? on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 3:52 pm

on the other hand you lot were all asking that we practiced defence.....
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Post  Goodison_Gringo on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 3:56 pm

Looks like only Hairy is watching. Can't blame everyone else to be honest. I missed the first 20 minutes as the Care Bears were on. I'm hoping My Little Pony is on for the second half.
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Post  mindyerKoelMister? on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 4:00 pm

Goodison_Gringo wrote:Looks like only Hairy is watching. Can't blame everyone else to be honest. I missed the first 20 minutes as the Care Bears were on. I'm hoping My Little Pony is on for the second half.

the whole game is a little pony...
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Post  Armchair on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 4:02 pm

Goodison_Gringo wrote:Looks like only Hairy is watching. Can't blame everyone else to be honest. I missed the first 20 minutes as the Care Bears were on. I'm hoping My Little Pony is on for the second half.

My stream is now showing Man U v Villa to put me out of my misery.
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Post  Armchair on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 4:05 pm

Has a manager ever been sacked at half time?
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Post  hairy cataract on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 4:10 pm

Soton hit the woodwork again. Only a matter of time. We are pitiful. Like a less energetic version of Aston Villa
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Post  mindyerKoelMister? on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 4:13 pm

another defensive injury. 18 year old debut
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Post  Armchair on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 4:13 pm

We have nothing. We can't even play tiki-taki any more. I'd rather go into the Shite and Man U games with a caretaker manager than Bobby.
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Post  hairy cataract on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 4:13 pm

Seamus limps off.  It reminds me of when you were a kid and you really didnt want to go to school. He probably asked his mum for a note.

On the bright side, one of the kids from the Academy is coming on to fulfil his dream of playing for a really fucking shit PL team.


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Post  Armchair on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 4:13 pm

Seamus crocked.
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Post  Armchair on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 4:17 pm

Have we crossed the halfway line?
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 4:17 pm

I've sort of been watching. It's proper dull. I've just removed some concrete from the neighbours garden which the workmen left behind after putting in a new fence. Scraped some skin off my hand doing so - most exciting part of the afternoon. Certainly the most swear-iest.

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Post  hairy cataract on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 4:18 pm

Armchair wrote:Have we crossed the halfway line?

Yes but we didn't like it so we don't think we'll do it again
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 4:18 pm

Mirallas takes on the full back. Falls over. Commentator says that sums up our season - hard to disagree.

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Post  hairy cataract on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 4:19 pm

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:Mirallas takes on the full back. Falls over. Commentator says that sums up our season - hard to disagree.

There's going to be a Best Of dvd featuring Kev falling over and Kone taking air kicks at the ball
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Post  hairy cataract on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 4:27 pm

The kid Connelly is the best player in blue so far.
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Post  hairy cataract on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 4:27 pm

GOOOOALLLLL

WHAT A TEAM

WHAT A MANAGER!
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 4:27 pm

Funes Mori, our only player that can score from a corner, scores from a corner. 1-0. Very Happy

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Post  mindyerKoelMister? on Sat 16 Apr 2016, 4:28 pm

Mori. Nice smack
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