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Post  Hinchcliffe Corner on Mon 18 Apr 2016, 12:41 pm

Ok, three draws in a row, and my powers grow stronger as we meet the shite. This will be high scoring, but we'll take a decent lead, and they will force a late comeback to draw and celebrate as if they'd won.

3-3 Lukaku brace and Coleman
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Post  Armchair on Mon 18 Apr 2016, 1:28 pm

We won't score.

And we'll concede loads.

4-0.


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Post  Blue gazza on Mon 18 Apr 2016, 2:16 pm

Armchair wrote:We won't score.

And we'll concede loads.

4-0.



what about the 2nd half Very Happy
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Post  Yankthattoffee on Mon 18 Apr 2016, 2:23 pm

Doom I tell ya, Doom!
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Mon 18 Apr 2016, 2:34 pm

Blue gazza wrote:
Armchair wrote:We won't score.

And we'll concede loads.

4-0.



what about the 2nd half Very Happy

I'm not sure we'll manage to score 0.

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Post  Armchair on Mon 18 Apr 2016, 3:34 pm

Blue gazza wrote:
Armchair wrote:We won't score.

And we'll concede loads.

4-0.



what about the 2nd half Very Happy

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Post  hairy cataract on Mon 18 Apr 2016, 4:09 pm

I'd be happy for a sudden freak snowstorm to cause the postponement of this match until 2019. Failing that, I can't imagine the Shite not winning this comfortably. Having said that, I'm really hoping Hibbo gets a shout to replace Seamus - just imagine.....

0-1, a Hibbo rasper in the 89th minute.
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Post  Gravy & Chips on Mon 18 Apr 2016, 5:18 pm

Please God now, just fucking don't.......

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Post  Mr_Ben on Mon 18 Apr 2016, 8:38 pm

1-1.
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Post  hairy cataract on Wed 20 Apr 2016, 10:46 am

So... the day of reckoning has arrived. I don't usually watch derbies but I might give this one a go. Strange, you might think, since we are almost certainly going to be humiliated? That's why I'll watch. It's the hope I can't stand and, to be honest, we have very little hope of a result tonight. So I'll watch knowing that anything less than abject failure will be a triumph. We have nothing to lose.

I'd imagine the Shite will come out at a million miles an hour and if we can get through the first 15 minutes any less than three down, we might just get away with a bad result but not a terrible one.

COYB! Fuck The Shite! Sack The Clown!
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Post  Armchair on Wed 20 Apr 2016, 12:45 pm

I'm not going to bother watching. It's got to the stage where I almost hope we lose matches just to guarantee that Bobby gets the boot.
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Post  Statman on Wed 20 Apr 2016, 1:38 pm

hairberto 4 the sackeract wrote:So... the day of reckoning has arrived. I don't usually watch derbies but I might give this one a go. Strange, you might think, since we are almost certainly going to be humiliated? That's why I'll watch. It's the hope I can't stand and, to be honest, we have very little hope of a result tonight. So I'll watch knowing that anything less than abject failure will be a triumph. We have nothing to lose.

I'd imagine the Shite will come out at a million miles an hour and if we can get through the first 15 minutes any less than three down, we might just get away with a bad result but not a terrible one.

COYB! Fuck The Shite! Sack The Clown!

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Post  sefton on Wed 20 Apr 2016, 4:58 pm

Watching the game from the Irish bar Puerto Rico Gran Canarys ,bollox to all the negativity going an away win 0-2 the toffees
Lazy Arsenal Lukaku with a brace. COYBB's
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Post  KoelJagz on Wed 20 Apr 2016, 6:28 pm

At least when we were really shit you could count on maybe a backs the wall draw but just can't see us plug the gaps if Shite come at us at a million miles an hour. A game totally made for the Klopp philosophy though so can't see them not been up for it. You would just hope the players can ignore Bobbys bollox and try and not make it a humiliating experience for the fans.

Think I might wash the windows this evening since it's lovely outside

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Post  The President on Wed 20 Apr 2016, 6:59 pm

■Everton have not beaten Liverpool in 10 league matches (D7, L3), their longest winless league streak in this fixture since an 11-match run between 1979 and 1984.


But our away form is okay this season
1-2 Barkley to get both

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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Wed 20 Apr 2016, 7:02 pm

Been in France for a week playing a 4 day golf comp... did well but got food poisoning ..

If it was contagious I'd try to give it to that prick of a manager

Not sure if I can be arsed to try & watch tonight... I feel like shit & don't think I can watch shit as well.

Fucking rubbish

4-0

booooo


Bar will be closed too as Basic & Kone the cock + plus a load of pimply 14 year olds are selected to start

Phenomenal ... fuck off Martinez ... I'm going for my 5th shit today
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Post  Super on Wed 20 Apr 2016, 7:08 pm

1Robles
8Oviedo
5Stones
25Funes Mori
3Baines
16McCarthy
18Barry
12Lennon
20Barkley
11Mirallas
10Lukaku

Substitutes
14Niasse
15Cleverley
17Besic
19Deulofeu
21Osman
22Pienaar
24Howard
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Post  hairy cataract on Wed 20 Apr 2016, 7:08 pm

Full strength side named. Mind you, our "full strength" is most teams' "weakened".
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Post  hairy cataract on Wed 20 Apr 2016, 7:09 pm

I like the "no defenders on the bench" policy. He clearly doesn't think we'll be trying to defend a lead at any point Very Happy
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Wed 20 Apr 2016, 7:13 pm

hairberto 4 the sackeract wrote:I like the "no defenders on the bench" policy. He clearly doesn't think we'll be trying to defend a lead at any point Very Happy
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Post  Armchair on Wed 20 Apr 2016, 7:16 pm

How many of our players will the Shite manage to crock tonight? I think 3 - Luka, Barks and Baines.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Wed 20 Apr 2016, 7:19 pm

Armchair wrote:How many of our players will the Shite manage to crock tonight? I think 3 - Luka, Barks and Baines.
plus a couple of straight reds for Mori & Stones will set us up nicely for Wembley silent
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Post  hairy cataract on Wed 20 Apr 2016, 7:24 pm

Moshi Foo Gwladys wrote:
Armchair wrote:How many of our players will the Shite manage to crock tonight? I think 3 - Luka, Barks and Baines.
plus a couple of straight reds for Mori & Stones will set us up nicely for Wembley silent

Christ, I hadn't though of that - someone's bound to get a red and miss the semi. Hopefully it will be Martinez.
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Post  hairy cataract on Wed 20 Apr 2016, 7:29 pm

Moshi Foo Gwladys wrote:Been in France for a week playing a 4 day golf comp... did well but got food poisoning ..

If it was contagious I'd try to give it to that prick of a manager

Not sure if I can be arsed to try & watch tonight... I feel like shit & don't think I can watch shit as well.

Fucking rubbish

4-0

booooo


Bar will be closed too as Basic & Kone the cock + plus a load of pimply 14 year olds are selected to start

Phenomenal ... fuck off Martinez ... I'm going for my 5th shit today

So, no half time snack for you then fattie Very Happy

I'll be tucking into half a family size mint aero and last night's apple crumble leftovers with a tin of custard
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Wed 20 Apr 2016, 7:33 pm

hairberto 4 the sackeract wrote:
Moshi Foo Gwladys wrote:Been in France for a week playing a 4 day golf comp... did well but got food poisoning ..

If it was contagious I'd try to give it to that prick of a manager

Not sure if I can be arsed to try & watch tonight... I feel like shit & don't think I can watch shit as well.

Fucking rubbish

4-0

booooo


Bar will be closed too as Basic & Kone the cock + plus a load of pimply 14 year olds are selected to start

Phenomenal ... fuck off Martinez ... I'm going for my 5th shit today

So, no half time snack for you then fattie Very Happy

I'll be tucking into half a family size mint aero and last night's apple crumble leftovers with a tin of custard
I don't like food anymore... I'm going to be one of those anorexebalemee people
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