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Post  The President on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 1:26 pm

A day of firsts
1st Game of the new season
1st Home game of the season
1st Home win of the season
1st Clean sheet of the season
1st Hattrick of the season
1st Win for new manager

3-0 (Lakaku) (Lukaku) (whoops)

This really will be phenomenal


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Post  Super on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 1:38 pm

The President wrote:A day of firsts
1st Game of the new season
1st Home game of the season
1st Home win of the season
1st Clean sheet of the season
1st Hattrick of the season
1st Win for new manager

3-0 (Lakaku)

This really will be phenomenal

Is that another new signing on the way then.....  

Let's get players names right.  Is that minus points for the incorrect spelling of a players name?


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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 1:42 pm

Super wrote:
The President wrote:A day of firsts
1st Game of the new season
1st Home game of the season
1st Home win of the season
1st Clean sheet of the season
1st Hattrick of the season
1st Win for new manager

3-0 (Lakaku)

This really will be phenomenal

This that another new signing on the way then.....  

Let's get players names right.  Is that minus points for the incorrect spelling of a players name?

oooo nasty... I leave these decisions to the trusty old wiley judgeman... but I warn he has been known to frown on unjust & trivial calls for sanctions Wink
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Post  The President on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 2:01 pm

Super wrote:
The President wrote:A day of firsts
1st Game of the new season
1st Home game of the season
1st Home win of the season
1st Clean sheet of the season
1st Hattrick of the season
1st Win for new manager

3-0 (Lakaku)

This really will be phenomenal

This that another new signing on the way then.....  

Let's get players names right.  Is that minus points for the incorrect spelling of a players name?

lol! lol!

In my defence - I'm at work and having to type quickly so don't get caught on here during work time
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 3:43 pm

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Super wrote:
The President wrote:A day of firsts
1st Game of the new season
1st Home game of the season
1st Home win of the season
1st Clean sheet of the season
1st Hattrick of the season
1st Win for new manager
1st Snitch of the season

3-0 (Lakaku)

This really will be phenomenal

This that another new signing on the way then.....  

Let's get players names right.  Is that minus points for the incorrect spelling of a players name?

oooo nasty... I leave these decisions to the trusty old wiley judgeman... but I warn he has been known to frown on unjust & trivial calls for sanctions Wink

Oooof - that was quick. Good work Super - super fast reflexes there. It's important to keep standards high. I've added another first to Presidents list.


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Post  Gravy & Chips on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 4:05 pm

2-1 Spuds
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Post  Sack the Juggler on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 4:23 pm

4-0 to spuds, Kone to get a hattrick thanks to the Daily Star misspelling Kane's name.


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Post  Statman on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 4:43 pm

The President wrote:A day of firsts
1st Game of the new season
1st Home game of the season
1st Home win of the season
1st Clean sheet of the season
1st Hattrick of the season
1st Win for new manager

3-0 (Lakaku) (Lukaku) (whoops)

This really will be phenomenal

Actually you forgot to add 'First time in 3 years that the manager didn't use the word phenomenal in his post-match interview'.
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Post  Hinchcliffe Corner on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 4:51 pm

1st game in an Everton shirt for Ashley Williams?
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Post  Mr_Ben on Wed 10 Aug 2016, 8:51 pm

I should be starting this thread.

Judge - Please apply penalties and advise if I should start a counter thread.
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Post  Barry Horne's Equaliser on Thu 11 Aug 2016, 9:47 am

Mr_Ben wrote:I should be starting this thread.

Judge - Please apply penalties and advise if I should start a counter thread.

Last season's champion opens the season.

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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Thu 11 Aug 2016, 11:44 am

Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:I should be starting this thread.

Judge - Please apply penalties and advise if I should start a counter thread.

Last season's champion opens the season.
correct... it's in the opening email... I just hope da Judge doesn't take too much of a dim view when he catches up on all these trivial appeals Evil or Very Mad

..he can be a right bastard y'know farao
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Post  Super on Thu 11 Aug 2016, 11:45 am

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:I should be starting this thread.

Judge - Please apply penalties and advise if I should start a counter thread.

Last season's champion opens the season.
correct... it's in the opening email... I just hope da Judge doesn't take too much of a dim view when he catches up on all these trivial appeals Evil or Very Mad

..he can be a right bastard y'know farao

Need to keep standards high from the off-set, otherwise people will forget as the season goes by.
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Post  Statman on Thu 11 Aug 2016, 11:51 am

Made 4 Gwladys wrote:
Barry Horne's Equaliser wrote:
Mr_Ben wrote:I should be starting this thread.

Judge - Please apply penalties and advise if I should start a counter thread.

Last season's champion opens the season.
correct... it's in the opening email... I just hope da Judge doesn't take too much of a dim view when he catches up on all these trivial appeals Evil or Very Mad

..he can be a right bastard y'know farao

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Re: Everton v Tottenham Hotspur

Post  hairy cataract on Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:06 pm

For all the excitement of this week about Bolasie, Bony, Kone, Mata etc, we'll probably go into this game with just one new outfield player, as the game will come too early for Williams. So, basically Bobby's team will start, minus Stones and Howard/Robles. Based on what I've seen so far, we'll be lucky to get away without a humiliating mauling from the Spuds.

1-3, hat-trick for Steve Archibald, late consolation for us from Niasse's mum.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Thu 11 Aug 2016, 12:36 pm

multiple oooh.. and ahhhs. from the doubters as Niasse bags a hat trick to take Ronnie's opener to 3-0 win..

2-0 to the Spuds
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Post  Da Judge on Thu 11 Aug 2016, 1:53 pm

I have today travelled to Nuremberg (genuinely have) so that I Vacs pronounce judgements.... Now let me see....
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Thu 11 Aug 2016, 8:32 pm

I think we can fluke win this but wouldn't be surprised if we lost. Or if there was a draw.

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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Thu 11 Aug 2016, 8:55 pm

Knight of Thorgothshire wrote:I think we can fluke win this but wouldn't be surprised if we lost. Or if there was a draw.

You're welcome.
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Post  Mr_Ben on Thu 11 Aug 2016, 8:59 pm

Same game as when Rooney made his debut and I expect same result 1-1.
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Post  Da Judge on Sat 13 Aug 2016, 10:12 am

Ignorantia juris  non excusat

I have before me judgement docket 2016-7M1EVE-TOT
A number of issues have been bought for my attention

There can be no excuse in failing to spell Everton Football Club's most expensive signing even allowing for mitigation that the player sometimes does appear to be a different person than we signed sometimes. So a minus 2 applied to The President and a one point snitch to Super. Ordinarily this would also allow him to attain the title of Chief Snitcher to the court but the Court does recognise that Super has stepped uop to manage not one, not two but three leagues which I believe means he has become an STD (son of Toffee Dan) - in recognition of same Super will be awarded 5 points for stepping up (non-appealable)


BHE (Chief Snitcher caught out on holiday) should have been more alert. Warning as to future conduct - dereliction of duty is almost Trump like in offensiveness to the Court and duly takes a very dim view.

Then we come to main event - at or around 20:51 on 10th August 2016, a Scot, a man of incredible bearing and previously exemplary record of good behaviour uttered the immortal and most damning words... "I should be starting this thread...." I read those words and the plaintive request that followed and knew then the man was done for!

Now ignoring the quasi legal pronouncement from the tardy Chief Snitcher some 5 6 minutes later.... There is a rule that we have the Executive branch of the Thread, the Judicial branch of the Thread and the Investigative (Snitching) of the Thread and ne'er the roles shall meet. Indeed there was an order placed against the Executive branch previously for trying to assume the law.... The CS is treading on very thin ice! And it's not even winter yet. So minus 10 points for the ultra vires transgression

So back to Mr. Ben. It is understandable that the man having returned from sunnier shores might have believed it was his right.... Indeed he might have got away with it had he pre-posted before the rules for the competition were confirmed. Indeed not only was the principle of Champion starts - but the Champion was specifically named. Ignorance of the Law cannot be an excuse. It's the same principle that I was explaining to some natives in souther Bavaria during the week.

Mr. Ben you are fined 5 points for the false claim and agitation for justice!

Take him down
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Post  Hinchcliffe Corner on Sat 13 Aug 2016, 12:17 pm

Let's hope the quality of the football this season is entertaining enough that this doesn't become the "snitching" league again.
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Post  The President on Sat 13 Aug 2016, 2:03 pm

22Stekelenburg
30Holgate
6Jagielka
25Funes Mori
3Baines
16McCarthy
17Gueye
18Barry
7Deulofeu
11Mirallas
8Barkley

Substitutes
1Robles
9Koné
12Lennon
15Cleverley
20Oviedo
26Davies
32Galloway
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Post  hairy cataract on Sat 13 Aug 2016, 2:09 pm

No Luka today, interesting that he goes with Mirallas/Foo up front rather than Kone.  That's how shit our striking options are I suppose.  On the other hand, to be honest, I'd rather have pace up front than the immobile, concrete-footed, finger-pointing lump that is Lukaku.

Fuck, just realised we've got three DMs playing? Barry, Macca and Gueye.
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Post  Hinchcliffe Corner on Sat 13 Aug 2016, 2:22 pm

4-3-3 with FooFoo, Barks and Mirallas up front?
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