Elton's bumboys .v. A pile of wank

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Post  hairy cataract on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 1:53 pm

Looking forward to an exciting relegation battle this season. Fucking hell.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 1:54 pm

3-1 fucking hell.. Watford are ripping us apart.. fucking Watford.

Koeman is fucking useless
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Post  Hinchcliffe Corner on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 1:55 pm

Roll on January. We need to bring in some quality.
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Post  Armchair on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 1:57 pm

We were better under Martinez.
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Post  hairy cataract on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 1:58 pm

We were set up not to lose this game, but we're getting tonked. No creativity whatsoever, and we can't even defend when the team is packed with DMs.

We're fucking doomed.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 2:01 pm

Honeymoon is over... the manager needs to answer why we have had only five shots in the last 3 games for a fucking start

oh wait... there's one more... make it six shots
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 2:03 pm

this is only going to get worse... I'm off

see ya lads
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Post  Armchair on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 2:08 pm

Better now...78 minutes too late.
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Post  Armchair on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 2:15 pm

LUka, game on
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 2:25 pm

1 win in the last 10 games... shockingly bad

booooooooooooo
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Post  Armchair on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 2:25 pm

FT. Another dire performance. Arse and the Shite are going to score double figures.
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Post  hairy cataract on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 2:27 pm

Dreadful.  

Koeman not covering himself in glory, but the players are absolutely fucking pitiful.

Talking some sense on my feed - at least five new players needed in the first team.  I would look to pick up a couple of signings in January,  another five or six in the summer, when we can move on at least eight or nine of our squad.  In the meantime, we need to look at where we can target 20 more points to avoid relegation.
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Post  The President on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 2:34 pm

We are playing like relegation is our destination and carry on like this and it will be Sad
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Post  Lumper on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 2:34 pm

Why should I care when the manager and players don't
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Post  Knight of Thorgothshire on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 3:07 pm

Went out for some drinks last night. Even though I was awake right after 5AM (the game started at 5:30AM my time) I decided to go back to bed and skip the game due to a slight hangover. Checked the score when there were just a couple of minutes left and then again when it was all over.

Me: I am glad I didn't bother getting up to watch the game.
Wife: They probably drew or lost anyway.
Me: Yep, lost to Watford.
Wife: Who?

Pretty much sums it up, doesn't it?
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Post  KoelJagz on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 3:51 pm

What the point of playing McCarthy over Barkley? MOTD made good point last week of distance between front 3 and and midfield. No one dropping infield to link up the play. We look desperate at the moment.

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Post  hairy cataract on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 3:56 pm

One of the things that worries me is that I'm starting to react in exactly the same way as I did when Bobby was still in charge. I start the game wanting us to win then, because we are usually so shit, by the end I not only don't care if we lose, I'm almost willing it to happen because it might bring things to a head, and because the players deserve to lose. As does the manager.

This is not good. Equally not good is that it's hard to see where the improvement will come from. There seems to be even less chemistry between the players than there was when Baines pointed it out last season. There are no partnerships at all, with the slight exception of Bolasie/Rom and that's finished for this season anyway.

If I were Koeman I think I'd bring Barkley back into the team and make him captain, see if the responsibility gets him to step up. That's how desperate I am.


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Post  Armchair on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 4:03 pm

Maybe it's my blue-tinted specs, but I don't think the problem lies with the ability of the players. The team is full of internationals and most of those players would get into the Watford team easily. But there's no cohesion and no game plan, and that's the manager's fault.

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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 4:04 pm

I'm actually wondering if Koeman is out of his depth.. we are totally ineffective going forward.. we have been averaging 1-3 shots a game for over a month.. quite a few times we have only had 1 or 2 shots on target in 90 minutes..

..that is pathetic..

The signings have been shit and expensive apart from Gueye... the missed signings have said volumes to me about how Koeman maybe is not the transfer wizard we were hoping for.. after all Moshi is providing mega cash for the right player... or in Koeman's case the wrong players...

We should have bought in a safe pair of managerial hands... Moyes



We're fucked under this dickhead unless he wakes up & wises up... and stops alienating the few good players that we have by benching them... Jags / Foo / Ross etc..

If Luka does fuck off we really are in the cart.. I mean he's not always there & his ball control is shit & he's idle at times... but he is the ONLY cunt that can score

we are in the shit

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Post  Goodison_Gringo on Sat 10 Dec 2016, 4:30 pm

Was going to do a quick couple of lines about how wank we were, but can't be arsed.
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Post  Made 4 Gwladys on Mon 12 Dec 2016, 4:31 pm

As reigning snitcher I feel it is my duty to grass myself up for the thread title on this match.

I do however think that the title is accurate & should therefore hold no major sanctions.

I expect that the very fair judge will fine me 2 points for the minor title infringement & then give me 5 points back for the self grassing act of remonstration.


btw... I still await my point award for de-throning the previous shite snide that was BHE...




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