Everton v Newcastle - Sky Meaningless Monday.

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Everton v Newcastle - Sky Meaningless Monday.

Post  RhinoJagz on Tue 17 Apr 2018, 1:23 pm

Wow! We are on a roll now. Fortified by two superb free-flowing all action end to end attacking draws, Everton bring their merciless brand of intense, high press, high risk, full throttle panzer blitzkrieg football back to Goodison in the highly anticipated titanic clash with their great mid-table rivals Newcastle. With 9th place and about £1.5m* in prize money on the line, expect no quarter given from the off in no doubt another Big Sam inspired breathless display of invention and ball control. Davy Klaassen is unlikely to be risked in what is potential a vital game to cement our aspirations of finishing somewhere between Leicester City and Bournemouth. Expect another Fallrückzieher** from Oumar Naisse and a defensive tour-de-force from Ashley Williams, surely a cert for Players Player of the Year.

All and all a thrilling 90 minutes awaits us which will surely make a fantastic DVD in time for Christmas.

Prediction: 0-0

*This may not be accurate.

**A Fallrückzieher is an acrobatic goal shot in which a player flips and kicks the ball backward over his own head.

The Liverpool was again a heartless equipment, without ideas nor criterion. A victim who died yesterday at the hands of her eternal rival, the Everton.

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Post  Qld Toffee Yesterday at 10:31 am

Laughing one of the best previews so far lol (and entirely accurate)
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Post  hairy cataract Yesterday at 12:13 pm

Very good.  If there was a fan survey on match threads, I would give it 11 out of 10.
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